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5

Boss: I'm not doing to well.
Eugene: What's wrong?
Boss: I have this headache that comes and goes.
*River enters the room*
Boss: There it is again.

Eugene: River, don’t go picking a fight with Boss. Don’t forget, they’re powerful, they could make life difficult for you.
River: Wow, I wonder what it'd be like to have a difficult life.

Eugene: *double checking supplies in the boat* Compass. CB radio. Sunscreen.
River: Hot dog costumes!
Eugene: I’m sorry, what?
River: You know, in case we get lost at sea, and one of us, probably Boss, goes mad with hunger, we’ll put these on. Boss hates hot dogs, so they probably won’t eat us.
Eugene: Are you saying that Boss would rather eat us than hot dogs?
Boss: I do hate hot dogs.

River: The best way to gain someone's undying loyalty is by saving them from a perilous situation.
Eugene: So you're just gonna wait until Boss is in danger and save them?
River: Of course not, I'm going to create a situation that puts them in danger and then save them.
Eugene: ...
Eugene: You're insane.

Boss: I woke up and chose VIOLENCE. I WILL COMMIT ARSON AND BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!!! I AM ANGRY-
River: Awwww, you’re so adorable! Give me a hug~
Boss: Wh-What? nO, yOURE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF ME! TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH-
Eugene, recording: This is so cute.

Eugene: Well, Boss, is there anything you would like to say to River?
Boss: How do I put this delicately? You’re a horrible roommate and nobody likes you.
Eugene: How about we frame our statement with “When you do this, it makes me feel this”?
Boss: When you live here, it makes me angry. Because you’re a horrible roommate and nobody likes you.

Eugene: Oh my Boss.
River: Don't you mean 'oh my god'?
Eugene: You worship your god, I'll worship mine.

Boss: Remember! Curiosity killed the cat!
Eugene: Yes, but you forget that satisfaction brought it back. So yes, River, go find out if that thing can catch fire!
Boss: You're a bad influence.
Eugene: And you don't know your sayings.

Boss: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?!
River: Probably because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.
Boss: Oh...
Eugene, from across the room: I don’t understand how you keep forgetting that.

Eugene: When Boss was born, the gods said, "They're too perfect for this world."
River: Please. When they were born, the devil said, "Oh, competition."

Boss: Will Eugene be okay?
River: They won’t be when I find them.

Boss: Eugene has no idea I’m high.
Eugene: You’re high?
Boss: Oh, I’m sorry.
Boss, leaning over to River: Eugene has no idea I’m high.

Boss, gardening: Hey, can you bring me the hoe?
Eugene: Yeah, sure.
*A few minutes later*
Eugene: Here you go.
Boss:
Eugene:
River: Why am I here?

Eugene: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I’d just be excited to have a bunk bed.
River:
River: I'm gonna tell them.
Boss: Don't you dare.

I dont understand that ond cyz i have a pure mind *lying* but seriously idk

Kuro ur older than me TELL ME

Why do i feel like i cant sleep tonight...

Bsvshsvvshsbsuvshs.

Im crazy

Im writing this at death

I mean hell

Im nean at the office

I mean*

I mean in my bed

ahahahhahahahhahahah

DIE RIV DIE

NOBODY LIKES YOU HAYDEN!!@! RIV, BOSS, EUGENE AND CHARLIE FOREVER..

IM GOING CRAAAAAXY

GN.
Bfeore i lose my sanity(i have little left)