WWE: Dungeons and Dragons [REMASTER]

Dungeons and Dragons

Now Around 3 Years ago I wrote my One-Shot "WWE Dungeons & Dragons". It gained a few Supporters and A couple of people liking it.

While I also liked The One-Shot, the more I re-read it the more I realized "God damn I could've done a LOT better than that".

So without Further Ado, Enjoy The Remastered Version.

In The Woods, We see Seth Rollins The Wizard and Dean Ambrose The Undead Ghost.

Seth: ... and By the End of it, Wizards could vote.

Dean: But wait... what happened to your wife?

Seth: Turned out she was a doppelganger.

Dean: Ooooooh so you're saying she's Single?

Seth: ...... I suppose.

Dean: Nice!

The group was laughing in conversation.

Joe: An Unearthly power has brought 5 companions Together, and your Great Quest Begins. But Darkness has fallen on your Travels, You see around you-

Real World....

Dean: Can I make a Perception Check?

Joe: ...I haven't even Described your Surroundings yet.

Dean: we gotta look for Traps.

Game...

Seth: I don't see any traps bro!

Real World...

Becky: How much gold do we start with?

Joe: 10GP

Becky: That seems REALLY low.

Sasha: Yeah, My Bow alone costs 20 Gold.

Joe: *chuckles* What are you trying to get? A bow made of Gold?

Sasha: ooh CAN I get a bow made of Gold?

Charlotte: Can't we just start with 100 Gold a piece?

Joe: No! Basic Weapons and 10GP a piece. Plus, you guys haven't even made it to a Trader Yet.

Charlotte: It's a Fantasy Game Joe! Everything's made up and the Money doesn't matter.

Dean: ooh Joe can I take Beacon of Hope?

Joe: Isn't that a Third Level Spell?

Dean: uhhhhhhhh yes.

Joe: Then NO!!

Game....

Joe: Around your Small Field, you're surrounded by a Wooden Fence. To one Side, a House is Lit.

Seth: Is This just the Backyard Dude?

Real Life...

Joe: Please! No interruptions. But.... yes.

Seth: Super cool dude.

Joe scoffs at Seth's obvious sarcasm.

Game...

Dean: Hey Joe, Can I roll perception now?

A Giant Die Magically appears Rolling...

Dean: Yes! 18!

Joe: The Lands around you are Very Dark, but in the Distance you see a man standing at an Overhang of some sort, just to your east.

The camera shows Sasha The Beast Master On her phone.

Joe: Sasha. .... Sasha!

Real Life...