Hello it is I God. Don't question what you're reading. Allow me to introduce you to the main star of the day. See that man over there? The one with the blue hair and the big smile? Meet Buggy the Star Clown. Buggy is captain of the Buggy pirates. He works hard all day and night to be the best at his job. It's not always easy for Buggy however since he's got a strong temper almost as big as his nose. Let's see what adventure the days about to bring him on.
"Fire the Buggy Balls stat! We can't waste time here people, were on a schedule! You hoist the flag, scrub the deck, fetch me my hat!"
"Sir there still firing at us. It doesn't seem like they want to go down without a fight"
"You pathetic little worm! Do I really have to do everything!"
Buggy took out his telescope to see just who these strong fighters were.
As Buggy looked further he could see a flag with long nails on it.
"I've never seen such a flag before"
"Sir, there somehow getting on our ship"
"What, that's impossible! My Buggy Balls are the strongest weapons in the world there's no way"
Buggy could hear grunting from behind him. As he turned around he could see two of his men on the ground.
"What!"
"Ahem, are you Captain Buggy?"
Buggy turned around to see three women standing in front of him.
"Who are you people?!"
"This is Ariana and Lady Gaga, I am Nicki Minaj, Leader of the Badussy War rebellion. You sir have been summoned!"
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