(A/N: Hi there. We have fun here up in my Spider-Verse book especially with the humor I've given my character Gabriel, but I've decided to let y'all have a few more laughs before we get to the Carnage! Enjoy!)
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We open to the Spider-crew lounging on a rooftop over Miles' city.
Miles: If I punch myself and it hurts am I strong or weak?
Pav: Strong
Gabriel: Weak
Gwen: An idiot
Hobie: A coward, use a knife
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Lyla and Miguel walks into the room. Gabriel jumps on the celling.
Gabriel: The floor is lava!
Lyla instantly glitches on Gabriel's shoulder, while Miguel looks at them not understanding what they are doing.
Lyla: You'll die, Miggy!
Miguel: What?
Gabriel: The floor is lava!
Miguel: No, the floor is marble.
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Miles and Hobie walks into the street in Earth-138 as a woman yells on her phone by them.
Woman: I'm not into BDSM you fawker!
They walk past her.
Miles: Hobie?
Hobie: Oi?
Miles: What's BDSM?
Hobie: Uh, well, uh it stands for– um Biblical discussion study meeting.
Miles: Oh, alright!
Later, at Earth-65 Miles walks into a apartment and sees Gwen on the couch on her phone.
Miles: Hey Gwen.
Gwen: Hey, Miles.
Miles: There's something I would like to try with you
Gwen: What is it?
Miles: BDSM
Gwen: WHAT–
Gwen drops her phone on her face, Hobie comes into the room bursting in laughter.
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Cut to Gabriel and Anya are drowning. But Gwen saves Gabriel and pulls him over the shore.
Gabriel: Save— Anya!
Gwen: Shh, Shh!
Gabriel: Save Anya!
Gwen: I'd save her but who am I to play God?
Gabriel: Oh, fucking hell Gwen!
Anya soon, arrives on the shore and shouts out.
Anya: Language!
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Miguel: Where's my son?
Lyla: Doing stuff.
Miguel: I don't like the sound of that. Where's Gwen?
Lyla: Trying to stop Gabriel from doing the stuff.
Miguel: And Hobie?
Lyla: Trying to stop Gwen from stopping Gabriel from doing the stuff.
Miguel: I see. And what are you doing here, then?
Lyla: I'm supposed to stop you from stopping Hobie from stopping Gwen from stopping Gabriel from doing the stuff.
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Into the Spider-Verse: Son of a O'Hara
FanfictionBitten by a radioactive spider in the subway, Brooklyn teenager Miles Morales suddenly develops mysterious powers that transform him into the one and only Spider-Man. When he meets Peter Parker, he soon realizes that there are many others who share...
