Leave Me Alone (BatJokes fanfic) {PART 2}

chapter 3:

I glanced at my plan that I just scribbled all over it. Proudly i reread it.

Take out mafia/money guys that kick my dog

Surprise batsy with something

Make him retire

I grinned. I'm going to die. I thought. Then I frowned, what am I thinking? This is pointless! I have no idea what to do exactly. Maybe I could try to talk to the mafia bosses later, scare them into budding up with me. I had actually no idea, all I knew is that if I were to get Batman help, he'd have to retire, and he won't do that unless Gotham's organized crime is gone. For good.

How could I get the mafia to be gone... for good? Well, they'd have to have no money, no muscle, and they'd have to be so scared their pants are yellow and brown. I stood up and walked over to the fridge. It had been a week or two since I had broken out of Arkham with Man-Bat, Bane, and Poison Ivy. I'm also not sick anymore.

I pulled a carton of eggs out of the fridge and started to make myself some dinner. That's when I heard the front door swing open and slam against the wall. "JOKER! IVY!" Man-Bat yelled, swinging his wings up in the air.

I turned around glancing at him in confusion. "What?"

"THE POLICE KNOW WHERE WE ARE!" he freaked out.

Bane, who was sleeping on the couch, jumped up, still half asleep though, and yelled, "wait what?!"

"Yeah, I had my disguise on, but as I walked down the street, I saw a bunch of cops talking about us in this exact area." Man-bat explained.

I frowned. "I'll go get Poison Ivy." I grabbed the pan I had my dinner in and then grabbed a fork. I walked over to Poison Ivy's door. "Ivy... we have to leave soon."

"Ugh." she groaned inside the room, obviously waking up from her nap. "Why? What's wrong."

"The police know where we are." I replied, sticking my fork inside my mouth and then leaving her to process that. I went into the room I had been sleeping in for the entire week and grabbed a few of my knives, which was all I had at the moment. Once I had stuffed them into tucks and corners of my straightjacket, which I had been wearing the entire week as well (I cleaned it a few times over the week), and then walked out of the room. "We could all go to my place, it's not far from here, but no one really knows about it." I suggested Bane and Man-bat. The two nodded in agreement.

"We don't have much of a choice anyways." Poison Ivy said, walking out from her room. "Grab some food from here and your stuff, we're leaving right now. I am not going back to Arkham as long as that doctor is still alive." she grumbled.

Oh yeah... they don't know he's dead. I remembered, they'll figure it out eventually though, no need to tell them. I nodded at her and set the pan with my dinner in it on the table and finished eating.

In a few minutes, we were all ready to leave. We were all in our disguises, and leaving out the door.

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Poison ivy was walking around my place, sneering at everything. "This is disgusting. Why does your place smell like someone died here?"

I remembered the body I left in the shower. Ugh, it's been sitting there this entire time? No wonder the place smells even worse than usual.

"Probably because someone did." Bane glanced at me, obviously grinning behind the mask.

Man-Bat walked over to the fridge and set a few things in there, and took out a few things. "This milk expired a few months ago... and what's in this box?"