Danny......Danny wake the hell up! "are you asleep already? The movie just started you lame ass
"I'm not sleeping, I'm just resting my eyes a little bit, says Danny as he sits up at his desk. Danny rubs his eyes hard and opens them to see a very familiar and annoying face staring back at him. "What the fuck do you want Jacob? Can't you see I'm busy says Danny as he stretches his body in the chair. "Busy being a complete letdown of a friend; you said you were going to ask her so go over there and get busy with Mia. Jacob says with a dumb look on his face. Danny turns to look at Mia Grace sitting at the front of the class. Mia was wearing a Motley Crue shirt and leggings. She had long dirty blonde hair and was a little on the chubby side.
Danny turns back to Jacob with a stern look. Fuck you guy! Don't act like your the most confident fucker to ever walk Earth Danny screams at Jacob. Shhhhhhh, some people are trying to watch the movie. Says the substitute teacher not even looking up from her candy crush. Fuck her what the fuck are we even watching anyway? The spoon in the cupboard or some shit? Says Jacob. Danny laughs hysterically. Now go and do your thing nobody is even sitting beside her today says Jacob giving his friend a nudge in her direction. Alright alright but if this goes south it's fuck you till we die from here on out you got it says Danny as he gets up to move seats.
Danny's intrusive thoughts started to take over. He never understood why he was so shy around girls; it wasn't like Mia was some super popular out of his league girl. Those things didn't matter to him she was fine as hell to him and that's all that matters. Danny took a seat next to the right of Mia. Umm hey. Danny managed to choke out. Hey, what's up? Mia says, turning towards Danny. I like Motley Crue says Danny as it was the first thing to come to mind. Really? I would have never suspected Mia with a slight smile. With her reaction giving Danny the confidence he needed he decided fuck it and just went for it. Would you like to go out with me? Danny blurted out with the most confidence. Did you come over here to tell me you like Motley Crue or just to ask me out? replies Mia. Both says Danny nervously holding the back of his head. Mia gives him a look and without a second thought replies sure why not with a goofy laugh. For real? asks Danny with a shocked look on his face. Yes of course you're cute, says Mia with a smile. Danny smiles back at Mia. "So what are we watching anyway? The spoon in the cupboard? Or some shit says Danny. Mia laughs out loud you are so stupid she says with a smile. Danny smiles happy that he got the reaction he wanted. I heard that that's my joke you bitch! Screams Jacob from the back of the classroom. Go fuck yourself, bro! Says Danny without even looking back at Jacob. What was that all about? says Mia with a confused look on her face. Nothing so where would you like to go? Asks Danny
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loser no more (short story)
HumorA senior in high school risks it all for one chance of glory will it pay off?