Chapter Twelve: A Roast Battle Between A Bisexual And A Bread Donkey

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Jasper opened the dorm room door and walked inside, she went right to her bed and laid down. There was some activity going on in the tiny kitchen part of the dorm, but Jasper didn't care because it probably was Carys doing something. It probably wasn't an arsonist.

Eventually Jasper fell asleep.

Jasper opened her eyes and looked around. In front of her was a donkey. But this donkey was made of bread.

"Hey bro!" the donkey said.

"Bro how do you keep on coming in my dreams?" Jasper asked.

"Idk but it's probably your fault bro," Bread Donkey said.

"Bro what have I done wrong?" Jasper asked.

"Exist," Bread Donkey matter of factly.

"Bro saying that when they're literally an abomination," Jasper roasted.

"At least I don't have a crush on my friend," Bread Donkey said.

"BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Jasper yelled.

"HAHAHAHA I got one more roast then you. I WIN!!" Bread Donkey said.

"But that last one was a lie! I literally don't like anyone," Jasper said ,"like that." Jasper quickly added.

"Me when I lie," Bread Donkey said.

"ANYWAY I gotta go on a date with Great Treehorse we're getting tacos!" Bread Donkey concluded.

"You know if you break up with them then there will be a crazy battle between you two. The gods of the universe!" Jasper said.

"Yeah! Anyway bro you should probably wake up because Carys has something to show you, or whatever," Bread Donkey said and then disappeared.

Jasper opened her eyes and looked around and got up. She went over to the kitchen area and saw Carys sleeping in a chair. Jasper poked Carys. Immediately Carys jumped up from the chair.

"HUH WHAAAAA?!?!?!!?" Carys yelled.

"Bro you good?" Jasper asked.

Carys continued screaming then randomly stopped. "I'm doing great!" Carys said. Then Carys went back to screaming. Jasper then walked out of the room.

When that happened Carys stopped screaming. "Bro come back, I have special things for you!" Carys said.

Jasper came back and both of them had a lot of fun.

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