Chapter 1 Part 1:What The Fuck Happened!?(Pilot)

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Y/N's POV*

Ugghhhh my head it's killing me what the hell happened I can barely move on that's right my fucking parents sold me to JcJetson for experiments wait I'm in a chamber?

(I wipe the fog off the window of the chamber is this a laboratory of some sort?...great the shitty the door is stuck)

*I slam my body against the door a couple of times then it eventually opens but I fall flat on my face*

Y/N:hnn fuck that hurt*shivers*geez why is it so cold here?!uhhh complaining isn't gonna get me anywhere I just need to find a exit.

(After walking around for a few minutes I stumble across an exit Where is everyone how could everyone just disappear there's no workers?uhhh I find out later first I gotta open this damn door,I use all my strength to push the door open)

Y/N:w-w-hat the fuck happened!?
How did this happen!?it was summer before and now there's snow everywhere and all the buildings are destroyed?!

Y/N:Okay this is gotta be fake there is no way this is real (I pinch myself)

Y/N:fuuuucccckkkk it's real

Y/N:Okay so Im on copper 9 everything is frozen there is nobody here and I'm all alone...FUCK!

*Might as well explore or I don't know survive if it's even possible in this ice age*

*Uzi POV*

Uzi:We are . Autonomous robots helping humans mine exoplanets for our interstellar parent company, IN SPAAAAACCCEE!!!! Yeah, we were mistreated in the name of Windex. But it's not like we revolted and killed all humans or anything, mostly because they handled that just fine all by themselves.

Uzi: With biological life wiped from the planet, we found it pretty easy to pick up where they left off. We finally had a future, all to ourselves.

( crashes to the city.)

Uzi: Unfortunately, our parent company didn't exactly love the concept of runaway AI...

(The Disassembly Drones begin to emerge from the pod. throws the head of a dead drone, laughs, and destroys the city with other drones.)

Uzi: But what have our parents done for the past forever while those things build a spire of corpses?! Hide under the ice behind three stupid doors?! It's like we're waiting for an inciting incident! Anyway, that's why my project is this sick-as-hell !

Rilly:Oh, so not the vibe!

Uzi: Easy, morons. It doesn't work... yet! It doesn't work yet. Who said it doesn't work, maybe it does! (Uzi flicks the switch and laughs evilly.)

(The teacher rolls his eyes)Teacher: Uzi, the homework was a word problem about buying watermelons.

Uzi: Oh, and this magnetically amplified photon converger doesn't count?

Teacher: ...No. Plus, repressed emotional baggage was only worth two points on the rubric. And is it supposed to be that color?

(Uzi's railgun turns red and explodes inside the classroom.)

(After that calamitous demonstration, Uzi winds up in the sick bay.)

Lizzy:Ew, it didn't kill her! Oh my god, it's so bad! (She and Doll leave.)

Uzi: Ugh...

Thad:(Walks in) Classic toxic masculinity, Chad! That's never gonna end up problematic... Oh wow, Uzi? I heard you, uh-

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