How Tiresome

Angtsy teen

 Warnings! : Slight misogyny! Cursing, implied on being turned on? I think 

 You thought maybe staying in a village was hot, no in this place it felt like the sun was just put above you so you could sweat out of your asshole. Your ass sweated so hard that for a second you thought you peed yourself.

You have been at this circus for 2 weeks or so, the nights were cold but they provided- well your boss sun provided with lots of blankets, clothes, pads and medicine just in case you were in pain. Even heating pads.. your boss was the coolest- or actually hottest since yknow he is sun themed.. 'that joke sucked' your inside voice mumbled.

Well that inside voice can suck it because the people here made 2x shittier jokes. Turning your head,

you looked at the grumpy dickcheesee who was training, also named popee who was supposed to be your 'supervisor' and 'superior' since he was the lead circus clown- i mean the ringmaster.

He was practicing some flame arrows with kedamono, he kinda creeped you out but also at the same time you could but not adore that cute wolfy.

Popee.. being your supervisor?? Those two words didnt even go along with eachother. Popee and him being a supervisor.. sure yeah sure he can barely supervise his rage! (can you hear the silence can you feel my HEAAARTT OOHOOOHOOO)(ımsorry) No he cant even control his rage considering the shit he put kedamono through, şf your phone connected you wouldve called PTA on this mother sucker. And no you didn't respect him as your 'superior' since he acted like a toddler, no he was not a performer in your eyes because he also managed to almost suck at everything he did. His ass cant even compete with a wolf!

You were convinced he was a sociopath.
Neither did he feel bad for abusing animals he also wore a whole fur suit underneath the BURNING HOT sun. You were almost half naked and still sweated bullets under the sun.

At this point you were just glaring daggers at him, he didn't go along with you! You said 'heey your outfit and stage kinda i mean REALLY sucks!! I can help you out!' but nooOoo! his egoistical bitc-

"What the hell are you looking at?"

Well you were zoned out to see popee looking at you straight in the eye, weelll you were not an empath buuut you can tell he is mad.

He stomped towards you as kedamono nervously looked around following along waving his paws a little.

"Huh? I'm just dozzing off no need to get your panties on a twist."

"Panties? What was that.. don't only females gender wear that?"

.. females? Not only he was a virgin that didn't even completely know panties were mostly wore by woman, he also had zero information about jokes and puns.

Yeah you did make him fall for a ligma joke before multiple times, he jumped your shit up and you had to wear bandages for weeks.. worth it tho.

"Female? Yes i am the species female, I know but I prefer to be referred as a woman, perhaps a girl, yknow relate to it since it would be weird If I called you a male all the time."

Well he did seem confused, you used too many verbs for his small dictionary and his small dic-

"Huh? Don't tell me what to do- as if I will listen to you woman!"
Well he didn't call you a female that was a step in the right direction, but still managed to make it sound offensive.

"Oh yeah? You seem t o listen do your big ol dadd- EeEk!"
Well once again he was grabbing your collar raising you up a little, yes again. As kedamono tried to calm him down even though he did not have a voice, bless his little heart. On the other hand this guy quite literally can argue with a rock because it offended him, somehow.