Small Quackbur Stories

Kalopsia...(P1)

Kalopsia:
The delusion of things being more beautiful than they really are...

Quackity gets bored one day so he decides to go on a dating app, not knowing what could possibly happen next. But I mean like...it can't be that bad, right?
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(No one's POV)

Quackity just got back from a long day of doing work. As he opens the door to his house, he drops his keys on a nearby table and immediately sprints to his room. Face planting into his bed after.
'Ugh I'm so exhausted man...today was so stressful-'
He thought to himself.
'Maybe I should go out somewhere with someone. But all my friends are busy right now- damn I am hella lonely...'

He got lost thinking for a moment but he then got an idea after a minute or two. "Hey...what if I just downloaded a dating app and hooked up with someone?- Nah that's stupid..."
Quackity said out loud. He glances at his phone a few times before grabbing it and downloading a dating app.

'This is so stupid...why did I even do this in the first place??? I just told myself it was a bad idea!'
He thought as he watched the app load. After the app was installed, he clicked on it and decided to make an account and profile for himself. It basically just consisted of his name, profile pic, and a short description of himself. Maybe some of his interests and hobbies as well.

(Don't blame me for the next paragraphs because I've never been on a dating app before ☠️👍)

"*sigh* well I guess I'm gonna wait a bit to see if I got a match-"
He said out loud starting to get up, leaving his phone on his bed and sitting on a chair in front of a desk. He then picked up a few papers and started doing the remaining of his work today.

As a few hours pass suddenly Quackity hears his phone make a *ding!* noise.

(Quackity's POV)

'Oh! I wonder what that could be. Maybe my friends texting me???'
I wondered as I got up to grab my phone. My eyes then slightly widen as I see a notification from the dating app I downloaded earlier.
"Gosh...I completely forgot about this-"
I said talking to myself while opening the app.

I stare at my phone screen speechless for a few seconds before coming back to reality.
"Oh...I found a match...cool I guess-"
I said trying not to sound too baffled as I checked to see who this person was.
"...Wilbur Soot? Ehhh sounds like a wack name but I could live with it"
I look at his profile to find out more about him and he just seems like an average person. He's attractive I guess and has a few talents...Gosh this idea was dumb. I'll just try to text him...you know?- to get to know him better! Yeah...that's it...

(Simpbur's POV)

I'm sitting in my room, donating to this beautiful e-girl I found on twitch when my attention gets caught by my phone softly buzzing. The sounded hummed in my ears and at first I tried to ignore it but eventually I gave in and checked to see whatever caused the noise.

"...Q-Quackity...???"
I softly laugh to myself and stare at my phone. Blush starts to dust on my cheeks as I stare more deeply at my phone.
"...O-Oh Quackity...Quackity, my dear...s-soon...soon you'll be MINE"
I say with the words flicking off my tongue ever so softly. I gaze at his profile picture, admiring all his beautiful facial features to his thin ravin hair. Oh yes yes you will indeed be mine...! He was just smoking hot. There was absolutely no one who looked better in the world. I get distracted by just the thought of him but suddenly think to myself,

"I should probably text him back..."
And I put my fingers on my phone and start typing.

(S=Simpbur , Q=Quackity)