School of fish,eh?

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*Yawn*,"That was a good cat nap!".
I run down stairs and grab myself a mini milk carton and some fish crackers for breakfast
and start running to the door.
"Hey there missy, what are you forgetting here?".
"Good morning mom and thank you for buying more milk!".
"No problem hun", says my mom as she drinks her coffee.

I kiss my mom on the cheek and skateboard to school.
When i get to school i suddenly remember my dare so i walk up to Riley during lunch with a smile on my face.
"Hey there Mr.Pretty boy,how bout we hang out sometimes?".
"Wow with a girl like you? Never in a million years".
"Oh come on sweet cheeks, im one in a million, you cant just let me down".
"Well i just did". Before Riley tried to walk away i grabbed his hand and pushed him up against the lockers.
I lick Riley's nose. "Well isn't this purrrrfect".
Riley becomes flustered and speed walks to the locker room.

I go outside and smoke some catnip.
"This is gonna be harder than i thought".
"Hey!", Riley comes walking my way and grabs my sigar of catnip and throws it on the ground.
"Hey! What the fuck was that for!?",I turn to Riley and look at him straight in his eyes.
"Why did lick my nose?".
"Why do you care?".
"I care becau-"."Because you liked it?".
"N-no because i don't even know you".
"Oh, Im kitty, and i licked your nose because im into you".

"W-wait what?".

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