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You shouldn't have said that

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Daruk: can someone plz explain to me why Esu and Mipha are friends

Esu: I thought we answered this question already

Mipha: we bond over idiocy

Mipha: which is why we remain in this chat

Zelda: Esu, you have a house?

Esu: yeah why?

Zelda: no reason, just surprised that a 21 year old has a house

Esu: I started working early

Ravioli: How did you get those scars? At your "job"?

Esu: .................

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Mipha: you did not

Mipha: just say that to her

Ravioli: I did, in fact, just say that. And assuming the "her" you mean is Esu, then yes.

Link: wth you should not have said that

Sidon: ok that was just mean

Zelda: will someone please explain what is going on?

Link: ............

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Sidon: she told you more than me

Mipha: you may not know this, but Esu and Link are adopted

Ravioli: that does not explain her offence at my comment

Mipha: before they were adopted, when Esu was 9 and Link was 6, they had abusive parents. Esu didn't like that comment bc most of the scars she has are from various things such as glass bottles, knives, nails, screws, or really anything her parents could reach being thrown at her. She took most of the hits for Link, and she once said they used to spend hours on the roof just to wait until their parents passed out and they were safe to come inside.

Urbosa: I never knew

Zelda: wow 

Daruk: how could someone do that to their own child?

Ravioli: I don't see how any of this is my problem.

Mipha: YOU JUST BROUGHT UP CHILDHOOD TRAUMA AND PTSD AND ARE WONDERING HOW ANY OF THIS IS YOUR PROBLEM?!?!

Ravioli: Yes.

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Esu: Miph, leave it. He didn't know.

Esu: Im not even that mad. I just thought I got over it but i guess not...

Ravioli: Stop being dramatic

Mipha: The hell is wrong with you

Urbosa: seconded

Zelda: agree

Esu: I said leave it the sooner we end this conversation the better

Ravioli: I bet that story was made up and none of that ever happened.

Esu: now you have overstepped

Ravioli: What are you going to do?

Esu: Voy a asesinarte

Ravioli: Speak Hylian.

Esu: Nu vreau

Ravioli: Speak. Hylian.

Esu: Schlampe, bitte, denkst du, du kannst mich herumkommandieren?

Ravioli: I'm leaving.

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Zelda: what did you say to him?

Esu: nunya

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Zelda: rude

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A/N: Whew, sorry that took so long! I'll try to publish more often. This ended up being waaaaay longer that I anticipated soooo... consider it make up

P.S: the first one is in Spanish meaning "I'm going to murder you"

The second one is in Romanian meaning "Don't want to" (or "I do not want to")

The third one is in German meaning "Bitch, please, do you think you can boss me around?"

Thanks!

-Pyr