Diane x male reader

part 9

It was a normal day. you woke up and went downstairs where Diane was

Diane: Good morning.

Y/n: morning.

You walk up and and give her a hug from behind which makes her jump a little

Y/n: sorry.

Diane turns around and hugs you tightly

Diane: it's fine.

Meliodas and Elizabeth come downstairs

Elizabeth: good morning.

Meliodas: morning you two love birds.

You give Meliodas a death stare while Diane just giggles

Y/n: I'll smack you.

Diane: calm down it's fine.

Diane gets up and pulls your head into her breasts

Y/n: Meliodas you are lucky Diane's here.

You jump behind the bar

Y/n: you want a drink Diane?

Diane: sure.

You have have been practicing your bartending so you were able to give everyone a show

Diane: you got really good at tricks.

Y/n: thanks, just trying to do my part for the tavern.

Time skip

Everyone was downstairs talking and hanging out

Y/n: so what's so special about the handle you had?

Meliodas: that handle is part of the seal for the demons.

Y/n: and you just carried that with you?

Meliodas: yup.

Y/n: so should we worry that they will release the demons?

Meliodas: we would feel some kind of sign.

Hawk: I CAN FEEL IT, IT'S A SIGN!

y/n: that you need to poop.

Elizabeth walks over to hawk

Elizabeth: are you alright hawk?

A mage appears behind Elizabeth

Meliodas: Elizabeth get away from her!

You and Meliodas both jump as fast as you can at her but they teleport away

Y/n: shit!

Meliodas: DAMNIT!

Meliodas runs and grabs his sword and bolts outside

Y/n: wait!

You grab your sword and run outside

Y/n: what are you doing?

Meliodas: I'm going to the capital.

Y/n: that will take way to long.

Meliodas: I don't have a choice.

King: wait captain I can teleport us there.

Y/n: finally you are useful.

Meliodas: how?

King: give me one second.

King whistles and a floating dog appears

King: this is Oslo he can teleport anything he swallows.

Y/n: we can't fit.

King: Oslo.

Oslo grows huge

Y/n: what the fuck!