𝗛𝗔𝗟𝗙 - 𝗔𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗔𝗚𝗘ㅤ━━━ㅤ#01
ㅤ❝ i hope nendou's stupidity isn't contagious ❞
ㅤ⠀⠀災⠀・⠀𝙞𝙣 𝙬𝙝𝙞𝙘𝙝 ,
ㅤan average girl meets her psychic
ㅤneighbor's disaster-causing friends,
ㅤmaking her life a little more interesting.
ㅤ❰⠀discontinued / unde...
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ㅤㅤWALKING DOWN THE ROAD HE ALWAYS TOOK TO HOME, saiki thought to himself, 'psychic powers make the impossible possible.' saiki stated, using his powers to make the truck that was about to hit a dog float mid-air.'my name is saiki kusuo, I'm a psychic.'
ㅤㅤsetting the truck down as he continued, 'Ican bend spoons without touching them, and I can hit it big when I want to. I'm living the dream.'
ㅤㅤ'that's what most people think.'
ㅤㅤ'so what if I can bend spoons? that just makes it harder to eat my food. And winning free snacks just gives me a stomachache. If you think I'm the happiest guy on earth and that I have it all, you're dead wrong. I am the unhappiest guy alive, and I have nothing.'
ㅤㅤ'telepathy, psychokinesis, X-ray vision, foresight, teleportation, clairvoyance, and more. I can do all of those things. but for each thing I can do, there's something I can't do. a dog that's fed by its owner never learns how to hunt for food on its own. A spoiled child who always gets what they want never learns how to be independent.'
ㅤㅤ'so trust me, I've missed out on so much. I don't even know what it feels like to accomplish something. I've never been surprised by a surprise party. I can't experience those things. indeed, I never get angry or sad, but I never feel happy either. that's my life.'
ㅤㅤ'still, I wouldn't say that I'm disappointed or anything. a life without ups or downs isn't all bad.' saiki finished, finally arriving at his destination.
ㅤㅤ'kusuo is late...' a voice familiar to the psychic sighed before noticing Saiki standing next to the house.
ㅤㅤsaiki deadpanned at his father, KUNIHARU, inquiring, 'what are you doing outside?'
ㅤㅤkuniharu got himself up from a sitting position as he stood next to the entrance door to the house, pointing at it, "I was wondering if you could open the door for me? I couldn't get in, you see..."
ㅤㅤ'again? good grief...' saiki sighed, complying with his father's request as he extended his hand to the door to unlock it with his powers.
