Volt and Brainstorm edition!
Volt : Talk dirty to me~
Brainstorm: Inflation is a serious problem and lumber prices are at a high.
Volt : Wha-
Brainstorm: The economy is in shambles.
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Brainstorm: Volt , I...
Brainstorm: I love you!
Volt : Not my problem.
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Brainstorm: I've been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.
Volt : Wow. They sound stupid.
Brainstorm: But they're not. They're really smart actually. Just dense.
Volt : Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don't know... "Hey! I love you!" Brainstorm: I guess you're right. Hey Volt , I love you.
Volt : See! Just say that!
Brainstorm: Holy fucking shit.
Volt : If that flies over their head then, sorry Brainstorm, but they're too dumb for you.
Brainstorm: Volt .
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Volt : Brainstorm, you love me, right?
Brainstorm: Normally I'd say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won't like.
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Brainstorm: Did you know you remind me of all 26 letters of the alphabet?
Volt : What? Like J F K W S Q X-
Brainstorm: No, like, U R A Q T.
Volt : Awwww!
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Volt : Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.
Brainstorm: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.
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Brainstorm: Volt and I are no longer dating.
Volt : Brainstorm, that's a horrible way of telling people we're married.
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Brainstorm: We're getting married, bitches!
Volt : And we're about to make it everybody else's problem.
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Brainstorm: So you like cats?
Volt : Yeah.
Brainstorm: *tries to impress them by slowly pushing a glass off the table*
I made this in school mostly but the wifi banned wattpad or smting- so two uploads very shortly in time lols! enjoy ;)
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FanfictionOkay maybe some will end up being like a 2 or 3 part but am not sure yet- ill do my best to update as much as i can! English is NOT my first language, please dont mind spelling mistakes. i will make sure u can understand my sentecnes- hope u enjoy :...
