The W. J. Manares' Reader

Cobe

Cobe was not your average comet, oh no— this comet had a wild story to tell! Legend had it that Cobe was not born from the depths of space, but instead, emerged from the most peculiar place. The tale, whispered through the cosmic winds, claimed that Cobe originated from the rear end of a galactic behemoth, a massive creature known as Glutus Maximus.

Glutus Maximus, the enormous, flatulent behemoth, rumbled through the cosmos. An unruly rebel, he had an unusual and sometimes hilarious way of expelling excess energy.

Glutus Maximus let loose a colossal cosmic belch, a small, mischievous space imp named Zephyr caught a glimpse of something extraordinary. Amidst the gas and astral debris, a tiny sparkle caught the imp's attention. It turned out to be a comet forming deep within Glutus Maximus!

Zephyr, being the curious imp that he was, decided to investigate this peculiar phenomenon. He fluttered closer to Glutus Maximus, discovering that the comet was indeed growing rapidly within the bowels of the behemoth. It was a mesmerizing spectacle.

As time went on, Zephyr noticed that the comet had a distinct personality—spunky, vivacious, and bursting with vibrant colors. This celestial entity earned the name Cobe—a playful nod to the cosmic behind from which it originated.

Cobe possessed an insatiable sense of adventure, but it had a lingering problem: uncontrollable flatulence. Every time it soared through the galaxy, magnificent trails of colorful gases followed its trajectory. This peculiar characteristic of Cobe's made it both notorious and beloved among space explorers.

News of Cobe spread like wildfire, capturing the attention of creatures from all corners of the universe. Scientists viewed it as a magical marvel, while comedians found endless material in its gaseous escapades. People traveled far and wide to witness the spectacle firsthand, often risking a ticklish encounter with Cobe's whimsical emissions.

Until now, Cobe, the comet "born" from the depths of Glutus Maximus, continues its galactic journey, spreading laughter and wonder throughout the cosmos. Whether the story is true or simply a cosmic myth, the legend lives on, reminding us that even the most unusual beginnings can lead to extraordinary adventures.