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"Where the fuck did you go", Olivia asked me a frown present on her face per usual. "With Hange", you answered your eyes focused on your phone. You were admiring the contact picture you gave Hange.
"Who", Olivia questioned leaning back against my couch. We were sitting at my apartment waiting for the food we ordered.
"The person with the glasses and nose from last night", you answered. "Of course it was them", Olivia sighed. "I would've appreciated a text you know do you have me on silent again".
"No...maybe", you giggled looking up at her and putting my phone away causing her to frown more. "I'm sorry okay I was distracted by her, they're just so perfect", you swooned. "Not an excuse, I'm not buying you food today", she huffed. "Aww come on please", you pleaded. "I'll text you the next time I go off with somebody!"
"That was the next time"
"Next next time then", you chuckled sipping your drink. "Fine just don't do it again", she sighed. "Yes ma'am", you giggled at her.
"You know, you won't be able to party this much once you start that secretary job", she stated. "Oh no we will trust me", you said. "I liked that club we went to".
"You only want to go back to see her again", she scoffed. "I do, Hange is perfect way better than the other links", you replied. "Why do you always crush on these one-night stands", she sighed.. "No no! It's different this time", you whined.
"Step one, delusion".
"And besides I crush on them so fast because they are women", you said. "The fastest way to a woman's heart is in between her legs and when I said that's what all of them did for me, they did", you giggled standing up when you heard the doorbell ring. "Had my coochie beating like my heart".
"I get it I get it!", Olivia said giggling a bit. "I just don't want to hear you blabbing about her 24/7", she said. "It'll be two months this time probably", you smiled causing her to roll her eyes playfully.
"You're delusional", she sighed a playful smile on her lips.
A short laugh escaped from you as you opened your front door. Your eyes go wide when someone shoots you in the stomach, just playing. Down in front of you was a small package box. You leaned out of your apartment to see who delivered it, no one nor a delivery van was outside parked from where you could see.
"You ordered something?", Olivia questioned appearing by your side. "Nah I didn't", you replied picking up the package to observe it.
"I see you never watched that show I recommended to you, about that guy putting bombs disguised as packages in front of peoples' homes", she deadpanned. "I was the minute into episode one", you replied turning around and making your way towards your couch. Olivia closed and locked the front door for you before sitting down beside you. She leaned over a bit to see the writing on it.
Quickly you tore the package open. A gasp escapes from you upon seeing the content inside of it.
"No way! It's the latest perfume!", she squealed taking out a small bottle of rich perfume. "I thought this wasn't out until next week", you squealed jumping to your feet. Olivia took the packaging box from you and pulled out the note inside.
"For you baby, from Hange", Olivia read. "How'd she get your address?".
"Don't know don't care", you giggled spraying the perfume onto yourself. You sniffed in the smell revealing in it enjoying your favorite smell.
"This is weird and not safe at all", Olivia frowned as she watched you do a small dance. "Also extreme stalker vibes".
"Don't worry if you find me a ditch in a week or so, you'll know who did it", you giggled walking off to go put your new gift away in your room.
