G-Dragon: "Oh yeah right there! Harder!" I heared moans coming from Michael's room. I held an ear close to the door and listened.
"Oh my God" a female voice groaned. I smiled to myself and thought 'Oh shit my sons hitting it right' I knocked on the door and heard movement before Michael yelled a small
"Come in" I walked in and saw him sitting alone looking distracted and sad.
"What's wrong?" I ran my fingers through his hair and looked around the room cautiously.
"You didn't let me finish." He smirked before pushing me out of his room and locking the door.
"Babe! Did you know our son can speak English?!" I walked into our bedroom and started laughing. I shook my head and lied down on the bed with her watching TV
Taeyang: Groans and moans were heard from Kylie's room. Me being the intruding father I am I think that she has a boy un her room. I angrily opened the door to see my seemingly adorable 14 year old daughter looking at her laptop intently and doing well that to herself.
"What the hell is going on here?" I saw her cover up and move the laptop away and tried to hide what she was doing.
"I have my eye on you. If we ever end up in this scenario again we'll have some problems"
Seungri: "You may not last long your very first time. But over time you'll get better. There are all types of tricks and positions you can do like-" he took a deep breath after hearing another moan come from the still playing laptop.
"And you need to make sure you love the woman. Not that it has to be a women whatever you choose" I continued on with my heartfelt speech.
Moans continued to come from the loud headphones.
"Can you please turn that off it's distracting."
Daeseung: "Sorry. Take your time. I believe in you! Minseok fighting!" He walks out slowly and shuts the door behind him.
"My sons finally a man" He softly cries at the dinner table.
"Are you serious Dad" Minseok picked at his lima beans. Daesung put his hands up but still kept his bright smile.
T.O.P: "Dad I don't know what the big deal is!" Kevin argued standing up from his bed. He rolled his eyes and argued back.
"Your 16 do you realize that me or your Mom could get arrested for you watching this stuff as a minor? And do you know how people will react when they find out someone was looking up "big booty" he screamed. I giggled behind him. He turned around and glared at me.
