genji x bleach (for my gay friend who forced me to make it)

Genji is clearly cheating

Bleach was laying on his couch, being a fatass even though he's anorexic and only eats ice water. He plays on his outdated and rustic ps4 slim that has not been cleaned out in 5 years, which is worryingly vile. Genji sees this, and says "fatty" in his head. Genji himself is in the dining room, reading a smutty fanfiction between Helen Keller and Kristen Stewart. "God dammit, these 2 handicapped women really worsen my erectile dysfunction..." Genji is feeling very pent up, and what better way than to tickle Bleach's microscopic pickle? "Bleach...we need to do the sexism," Genji exclaims, needing some tickling. The fact Bleach and Genji both had some nasty ass kinks was revolting but secretly sexy..."Genji...I named myself GenjiTesticles on Overwatch." Bleach is too slow to realize what Genji just asked, leaving Genji dumbfounded. He literally only uses Bleach for thee devils tango...but Bleach don't care. at all. The twink known as Bleach finally comprehends Genji's words, and blushes so furiously he is most likely loosing air. "Oh, well...let's get to it, buster." Genji grins and immediately tackles Bleach to the couch, knocking both the phone and controller in their hands. "You're gonna be riding this green dragon tonight, penis boy..." What Genji just said was possibly the most inaccurate and corny sentence you could possibly read in a fanfiction. Bleach enjoys the dirty talk, and reciprocated. "Yuh, beat my twink ass up." His flamboyance is unmatched.

(2 years later)
They finally stopped fucking, but they died after the first 3 days because of no water or food. You might be wondering "But then how did they do it for 2 whole ass years??" Because it was the skeletons doing it. It was vile, and someone even walked in because of reports of odor coming from their house. The person who walked in was called Amanda, who yelled "REPENT, YOU QUEER SKELETONS!" She had even raised a cross, despite not even practicing Christianity. The end.