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Mini Chapter 3: The Fairy Vampire

Denji was simply strolling Chaldea. Nothing serious was going on nor was he bothered about anything. After all, his master promised his tits! Where was his tits? I mean sure you can argue that their was tits everywhere of many girls but like I WANNA FEEL SOME TITS DUDE!

Denji groaned walking into one of the simulation rooms, he didn't feel like fighting or training, he just wanted to go to a room where he could just look around at people. They were all beautiful, the girls. The guys were good looking too but that just annoyed Denji more. There, he met a red haired girl with a quite lustful outfit. Denji was attracted to this lady so he went over to her. 

"Hey there good lookin, I'm Denji or you could call me Chainsaw man, pretty badass right?"

The Fairy Vampire looked at him before showing a cringe face.

"What is that ridiculous outfit? Scruffy shirt, lose tie, unkempt jeans and disgusting shoes? Get out of my sight you insolent eyesore!"

The red haired girl shouted at Denji.

Rude bitch, he was just trying to talk to her. Denji scoffed at her words before exiting the simulation.

Denji would make that red haired girl pay for her words one day. These clothing were a trademark to him! To his friends and family! Curse that stupid girl.

Denji leaves to the cafeteria annoyed looking for company in Emiya's residence. 

-- POV Baobhan sith --

Baobhan Sith or rather the fairy knight under the name Tristian, was simply wondering around looking for something to enjoy or torment and thus her journey came to the combat simulation area where she taunted a blue haired spearman, he looked to similar to a mage in Lostbelt Britain, except he used a spear and was more cocky. She enjoyed soaking him in blood which annoyed the blue spearman as he tried to attacked her in numerous instances only to be put down by Morgan. Of course, her mother would protect her daughter, Baobhan was amusing herself in tormenting the blue lancer until she heard an unfamiliar voice.

""Hey there good lookin, I'm Denji or you could call me Chainsaw man, pretty badass right?"

Oh.. sounds like a extravagant fellow, a new heroic spirit for her to tormen-

Her face scrunched up instantly. It was a scrawny looking kid no older than 18, with a disgusting fashion sense. She would ridicule this boy, not torment him about his fashion. Shame on him for approaching the future Queen of Fairy Britain.

She said her shit and the boy looked utterly shocked and pissed off, was he going to try to fight her? Hah, her mother would easily destroy this crude looking boy. To her surprise, the boy just left looking upset and annoyed. Served that brat.

"Baobhan Sith.. he was simply trying to make friends with you my daughter."

"But mother! He had such a crude look, horrid fashion sense and he probably has the intelligence of a, of.. a horse!"

Morgan sighed simply letting her daughter just complain about the heroic spirit Denji or as he called himself 'Chainsaw Man'. The man made her confused but she'll probably understand sooner from when her husband explains to him.