Funny Scenarios using ScatterPatter's incorrect quotes!

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Your prompt:
Deku: Kachaan, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?
Bakugo: I don't know, love you, talk to you later
Deku: Ok, I love you too, I'll just ask Todoroki.

POV: Someone disclosed all secrets to class 1B and Monoma to decide and all hell breaks loose:

Deku: Don't worry, I got a plan.
Bakugo: Alright.
Deku: TraitorSayWhat?
Todoroki: Excuse me?
Deku: What?
Bakugo:
Deku:
Deku: No wait-

Hinata: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Kageyama: Not if they consent to it.
Tsukishima: Depends who you're stabbing.
Tadashi: YES?!?

Hinata: Hah! 69! You know what that means?
Kageyama: What?
Tsukishima: That you're a child.
Tadashi: HOW'D YOU GUESS MY IQ!?

Itadori: Why isn't the statue smirking at me?
Fushiguro: It isn't smirking at anyone, they're all just imagining it.
Itadori: Three of us saw it, Fushiguro. How do you explain that?
Fushiguro: *points at Nobara* Sleep deprivation. *points at Gojo* Paranoia. *points at Geto* Delusional personality disorder.

Your prompt:
Itadori: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.
Fushiguro: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Nobara: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Gojo: I joined in on the dumb stuff.
Geto: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!

Gon: Croissants: dropped
Killua: Road: works ahead
Kurapika: BBQ sauce: on my titties
Leorio: Shavacado: fre
Hisoka: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead
Illumi:
Illumi, grumpy: I didn't understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.

Gon: Time for plan G.
Killua: Don't you mean plan B?
Gon: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Kurapika: What about plan D?
Gon: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Leorio: What about plan E?
Gon: I'm hoping not to use it. Hisoka dies in plan E.
Illumi: I like plan E.

Your prompt:
Nagisa, standing with their back turned: I've been expecting you, Karma.
Karma: How did you do that without turning around?
Nagisa: ... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.

Nagisa, pointing: May I sit there?
Karma: That's my lap
Nagisa: That doesn't answer my question, Karma.

Naruto: Nothing in life is free.
Sasuke: Love is free!
Sakura: Adventure is free.
Hinata: Knowledge is free.
Kakashi: Everything is free if you take it without paying.

Naruto: So uhhh... my question is: my friend keeps on going into the pantry and grabbing handfuls of fettuccine... uncooked...
Hinata: I would hope they're not grabbing handfuls of cooked fettuccine!
Kakashi: In your pantry!
Naruto: Yeah... and eating them raw, and they keep calling them 'chips'. ... How do I make them stop?
Hinata: Is your friend here?
Naruto, motioning to Sasuke: Yeah.
Hinata, to Sasuke: You're a monster! Words MEAN things! >:(
Sakura: Does anybody remember- I haven't been to Olive Garden in many moons- but they DO have a like- fettuccine bottle that you can just- grab em out of and chew-
Sakura: HOLD ON. WAS THIS A PRANK YOU GUYS PULLED ON ME WHEN WE WENT TO OLIVE GARDEN AS KIDS?!
Sakura: NO, STOP. EVERYBODY SHUT UP. DO THEY GIVE YOU RAW FETTUCCINE TO CHEW ON IN THE LOBBY OF THE OLIVE GARDEN
Everyone else: No.
Sakura, to Hinata and Kakashi: YOU FUCKIN BASTARDS
Hinata: YAAAAAAAAY!
Kakashi: THE PRESTIGE!

Ciel: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?
Alois: Put spaghetti in it.
Ciel: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.
Sebastien: Put spaghetti in it.
Ciel: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.
Claude: Put spaghetti in it.
Ciel: I'm no longer taking suggestion

Ciel: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Alois: Oh yeah? You're the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
Ciel: I'm leaving you, and I'M TAKING SEBASTIEN WITH ME
Claude, picking up the monopoly board: I think we're gonna stop playing now.

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584 words that were definitely NOT written by me.(Bless the soul who invented copy-paste)Anyways, how'd you like the book?

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(PS: Tell me what other anime I should do! The more chaos the merrier. If I don't know the anime or haven't watched I will not be doing it. Thank You for reading this shit.)