Funny Scenarios using ScatterPatter's incorrect quotes!

TwT

Your prompt:
*The squad is having dinner together*
Hinata: Kageyama, can you pass the salt?
Kageyama: *Throws Tsukishima across the table

Hinata: What does 'take out' mean?
Kageyama: Food.
Tsukishima: Dating
Yamaguchi: Murder
Yachi: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.

Dazai: *Screams*
Chuuya: *Screams louder to establish dominance*
Atsushi: Should we do something?
Akutagawa: No, I want to see who wins.

Dazai: I think Akutagawa was right.
Chuuya: I'm surprised they haven't marched in here to say 'I told you so.'
Atsushi: They wouldn't do that.
Akutagawa: You're right, Atsushi. For once in your life, you're 100% right. I would never say that.
Akutagawa: *turns around, the shirt they're wearing says 'Akutagawa Told You So' on the back*

Reki: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?
Langa: Have everyone stand.
Joe: Bring three more chairs!
Cherry: The most important ones can sit down.
Miya: Kill three.

Reki: Favorite horror movie?
Langa: It
Joe: Saw
Cherry: Annabelle
Miya: High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I'd be the only one who didn't know the lyrics

Asta: Must be hard not being able to laugh
Yuno: I do have a sense of humor you know
Asta: I've never heard you laugh before
Yuno: I've never heard you say anything funny

Asta: Yuno and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-
Yuno: Sentences.
Asta: Don't interrupt me.

Natsusa: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Ibuki: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Yuu: I got distracted about halfway through.
Yasunari: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

Natsusa: Why are your tongues purple?
Yuu: We had slushies. I had a blue one.
Yasunari: I had a red one.
Natsusa: oh
Natsusa:
Natsusa: OH
Ibuki:
Ibuki: You drank each other's slushies?

Yuu: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three-
Yuu and Mika, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!
Yoichi: Our turn, Kimizuki! One, two, three- vanilla!
Kimizuki, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake.

Yuu: Wake me up...
Mika: Before you go go!
Yoichi: When September ends...
Kimizuki: WAKE ME UP INSIDE-

Deku: I really like this whole 'good guy, bad guy' thing you guys have going on.
Bakugo: It's not an act, it's just that I'm mean and Todoroki isn't

Deku: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you're all invited
Bakugo: If?
Todoroki: Great, the only party I've ever been invited to and they might not even die.

Itadori: Gojo, can I talk to you for a second?
Gojo: Yeah, what's up? Lemme guess. You and Fushiguro are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss?
Itadori: What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss. I've read books.

Itadori: If Fushiguro and I were drowning, who would you save?
Gojo: You two can't swim?
Fushiguro: It's a hypothetical question, Gojo! who would you save?
Gojo: my time and effort.

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Hello my lovely readers!
I know I havent uploaded in this book for a while and that's because of my other book,"I hope you catch me when I fall for you"

It's an interesting thing to write on but I enjoy it so,there.
Anyways that's all for now!
XOXO

Akio