Funny Scenarios using ScatterPatter's incorrect quotes!

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I got introduced to danmei soooooo
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Xie Lian: Is Quan Yizhen sleeping or dead?
Hua Cheng: Hopefully dead, I hated his guts.
Yin Yu: Yeah, so did I.
Quan Yizhen: Okay first of all, fuck you-

Xie Lian: Tonight, one of you will betray us.

Hua Cheng: Is it me, Gege?

Xie Lian: No, it's not you.

Yin Yu: Is it me, Your Highness?

Xie Lian: It's not you either.

Quan Yizhen: Is it me, Xie Lian?

Xie Lian:

Xie Lian, mockingly: Is IT mE Xie Lian?

Wei Wuxian: I'm an idiot.
Lan Wanji:
Lan Sizhui:
Jin Ling:
Lan Jingyi:
Wei Wuxian:
Lan Wanji: If you're waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.

Wei Wuxian: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Lan Wanji: 'Prettiest Smile'
Lan Sizhui: 'Nicest Personality'
Jin Ling: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'
Lan Jingyi: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

Hinata: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?
Kageyama: You mean literally or figuratively?
Hinata: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify...

Hinata: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives
Kageyama: I wake up at 4:30 AM
Hinata:
Hinata: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

Deku: Fuck.
Bakugo: We've got to work on your cursing.
Deku: Why? I'm pretty good at cursing already.

Deku: You love me, right, Kachaan?
Bakugo: Normally, I'd say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don't like it.

Deku: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside
Bakugo:
Bakugo: Deku, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...
Deku: *Sips coffee from bowl*

Reki: Welcome, fellow idiots
Langa: Hello, Reki
Reki: No, no, not you, you're not an idiot
Langa: You underestimate me

Reki: Is something burning?
Langa: Just my love for you.
Reki: Langa, the toaster is on fire.

*Gon and Killua skipping stones on lake*
Gon: It's such a beautiful evening.
Killua, whispering: Take that you fucking lake

Gon: How do I deal with my enemies?
Killua: Kill them
Gon: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution
Killua: Kill them only a little?

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Finally updated after like what??
A year?
Anywho,hope you enjoyed!

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