chuuya nakahara x sans undertale ballet au fic<333 includes ballet, bones, and fem!dwayne the rock johnson.
includes many wonderful quotes from my lovely father Inspirobot.
TW: constipation, alcoholism, france, ballet, redheaded ppl (author is a...
Dwaynanna Tharok Johnson woke up early one bright sunny wonderful bright summer morning. She jumped out of bed, hit her head on the ceiling, and then threw her hair up into a messy bun which was so messy it immediately fell out and she had to redo it. She put on her favourite outfit:
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And her favourite cute converse:
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And then put on absolutely no makeup because wtf she's not like the other girls yall. She's not like em. She's different.
Before she went downstairs to breakfast, she looked in the mirror. She wasn't like other girls. She was extremely muscular. She was bullied. She was different. She was the voice of Maui from the hit children's movie Moana. She was Shrek's 15th cousin. She wasn't basic. She was able to read. She was an orphan. She didn't know what a vegetable looked like.
As she skipped happily down the stairs, she saw her mum waiting at the bottom with a plate of pancakes.
"Eat up sweetie!!" said Mrs Tharok Johnson. "You have to leave in 10 minutes!!"
"B-but...school doesn't start for another half an hour?"
"No, sweetie, no. You're not going to school. I'm selling you to the Port Mafia."
Dwaynanna felt her entire body shrivel up like a raisin, or maybe a pea you dropped on the floor last week and never picked up and now it's been two months and the pea is so hard and stony you would probably choke and die if you tried to eat it. She had not anticipated this - being sold to the Port Mafia was not on her schedule #kunikidakinniethings.
The Port Mafia, otherwise known as the LGBTQIA+ community (beast au) were a gang of criminals who ran the city and also slayed so hard yes hunty mama boots the house down charli xcx snatch my WIG.
Dwaynanna had heard of their leader, Chuuya Nakahara, but had never seen him in person. She'd heard that he was 4'6, with hair as orange as a flaming carrot of Jesus, and even queerer than the author of this book (real). But that was it. Apart from that basic information, she knew nothing about her new home.
She didn't even get a chance to speak, because as soon as she opened her mouth the front door flew off its hinges, broken down with a powerful kick. There he was. Harry Styles.
"𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓸 𝓵𝓸𝓿𝓮." said Harry.
Dwaynanna fainted.
[ A/N : there u go i fed u my children!! the backstory of Dwaynanna starts here and continues for the next three chapters before we get back to the NakaSans goodness. take care pookies!!!! ]
