???: Oh right I don't have a username call me blood bender
Dracula 🧛: blood bender?
Blood bender 🩸: yep ^^
Worship me hoomans 🛐: so blood has something to do with your quirk?
Blood bender 🩸: I am not gonna be answering that nezu
Everyone's best friend 🥺: what-
Blood bender 🩸: I scrolled all the way up dude
Everyone's best friend 🥺: oh makes sense
Strong but stupid 😮💨: I AM HERE
Blood bender 🩸: -to block yo stupid ass mouth All Might
Strong but stupid 😮💨: VILLAIN!
Blood bender 🩸: guess he lives up to his username
I wanna be a astronaut 🧑🚀: he sure does...
Strong but stupid 😮💨: HOW DARE YOU! HOW CAN YOU TREAT ME LIKE I AM NOTHING
Blood bender 🩸: pretty easily in my opinion All shit
Worship me hoomans 🛐: 👀🍵
High on caffeine ☕: as much as this is entertaining we still don't know who Blood bender is?
Strong but stupid 😮💨: HE IS A VILLAIN
Blood bender 🩸: boi who the fuck are you talking about? I know it ain't me
Strong but stupid 😮💨: 👎
Blood bender 🩸: oH nO mY fEeLiNgS
Strong but stupid 😮💨: @cane wacker 🧹 HE IS BEING VERY UN HERO LIKE
Cane Wacker 🧹: oh I know anyways @blood bender 🩸 continue ☺️
Blood bender 🩸: no prob RG 😎
Hottest girl in town 😍: wait a minute-
Loud ass siren 🚨: how did you-
Blood bender 🩸: oh it was simply really, since Nezu is here and he also said "you aren't UA staff" I simply connected the dots
Loud ass siren 🚨: oh yeah what's my name
Blood bender 🩸: present mic, also there are midnight, eraser head, Vlad king, thirteen, hound dog, ectoplasm, snipe and All shit. Oh can't forget about lunch rush 😗✌️
Everyone: ...
Blood bender 🩸: you know if I was a villain then I could've played my cards to reveal yourself then attack you. You guys could've said that you were huge fans of the heroes which would make them think that they shouldn't waste their time. But nope y'all just got hella confused and if I were a villain, you would be dead the second I figured out who you people are 😑
Worship me hoomans 🛐: hmm interesting 🤔
Loud ass siren 🚨: uh oh
Hottest girl in town 😍: run for your lives 😭🙏
Worship me hoomans 🛐: I would like to offer you a deal blood bender 🩸
Blood bender 🩸: anything for Nezu ^^
High on caffeine ☕: @loud ass siren 🚨 this is your fault 😒
Loud ass siren 🚨: I am questioning my choice of teaching here
I wanna be a astronaut 🧑🚀: ngl same
Worship me hoomans 🛐: come to UA as a teacher. I believe that you would show the heroes in training a real taste of the hero world. Most of them don't make it after the first year or two...
Blood bender 🩸: I would be glad to be of service but the thing is umm
Worship me hoomans 🛐: yes?
Blood bender 🩸: I am guessing that you already know my identity so you know what's the problem. Also you have other plans in mind too I bet
Worship me hoomans 🛐: right you are correct
High on caffeine ☕: hmm problem child is correct they do need to face the reality. But we can't rush them into something they don't know otherwise they would die
Blood bender 🩸: ok so you still want me to teach at UA?
Worship me hoomans 🛐: yes
Hottest girl in town 😍: I wonder if you are good looking or at least cute
Worship me hoomans 🛐: midnight no he is a minor
Dracula 🧛: a minor? The guy is a kid?
Blood bender 🩸: got a problem with something also teenager to be specific 🙄
Strong but stupid 😮💨: how far has UA fallen
Blood bender 🩸: since the moment you were hired
Pew pew 🔫🤠: I like the kid can I keep him?
High on caffeine ☕: no he's mine 😠
Hottest girl in town 😍: even if I haven't seen him yet he.is.mine
Blood bender 🩸: y'all know I am still here right?
Loud ass siren 🚨: yeah guys we obviously know he's mine
Strong but stupid 😮💨: if he works at UA I will quit
Worship me hoomans 🛐: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo anyways when can you start @blood bender 🩸
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