Kapoochatow looks in the mirror and puckers his lips. He then engages in a two hour kissing with his reflection. He lurks in the shadows a Grape Elementary school. He lays on the ground and kisses his shadow at the Grape school. Then, he sees and hears Grappy's rude remarks towards his appearance. He pulls a knife out of his tummy and lunges at the evil butthead. He gels his hair for 5 more hours because he doesn't want to look ugly when he murders. He wants a pretty boy mugshot! Then he goes closer to Grappy. Grappy kisses him and yells "OH SUCK IT MOLLIE!" Mollie runs away crying while Kapoochatow does...... stuff. Then Kapoochatow cries because kissing himself was so much better than Grappy. Meanwhile from above, AK snipes Kapoochatow. He dies. Yay! Everyone yells. Then Mollie dies too.
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The Kapoochatow Diaries
RomanceKapoochatow wants to surprise his girlfriend, Mollie, by showing up at her school. But then, through an awkward turn of events, the entire human race faces peril. Can Kapoochatow save the world, or will he fail because he has no idea what is happeni...
