Kapoochatow and Mollie do....stuff. And he kisses himself. They are the only ones except Mrs. Poppydinker because they are the only people to die 3 times. They kill themselves so their record will be even more unbeatable. This time they just disappear into the air where the record of the dirty, fat, lovers ends. Stuff.
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The Kapoochatow Diaries
RomanceKapoochatow wants to surprise his girlfriend, Mollie, by showing up at her school. But then, through an awkward turn of events, the entire human race faces peril. Can Kapoochatow save the world, or will he fail because he has no idea what is happeni...
