The Underworld
Hades shoots people with *tubby ninja gins. Kapoochatow turns fat, and then Grappy makes fun of him and calls him names. Hades then shoots Kapoochatow with ten more tubby ninja guns and he gets fat. Hades and Grappy laugh and share tongues. Then AK and mollie and Kapoochatow lock themselves in hades room and do stuff and Kapoochatow sets his devil horns on fire. "Oh ship!" Kapoochatow says "I set AK on fire" AK calmly eats a flaming cheese sandwich and and then stuffs the crusts up Kapoochatows butt. " stupid flame at and t" she yells. Then Kapoochatow burns, but gets resurrected by kissing himself. And then a lot of fun stuff happens. Grappy barges in and sees Kapoochatow laying on the floor then smiles and says " we're gonna have fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun tonight!" " yeah "AK yells "killing that stupid cassata drover!" Mollie crawls to Kapoochatow alive because he kissed himself and starts crying. Mollie is first to be stabbed by Hades and he pumps her full with tubby ninja gins and tubby guts fly everywhere. Kapoochatow cries and soon dies too. The rest of them pump him full of tubby ninja gins until his dead body explodes! Unfortunately Kapoochatow guts are gross and fowl and poison so everyone in the bedroom dies.
*tubby ninja gin- a sort of gin that you can shoot from a gun. The gin is made by ninjas and whoever is shot by it gets extremely fat.
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The Kapoochatow Diaries
RomanceKapoochatow wants to surprise his girlfriend, Mollie, by showing up at her school. But then, through an awkward turn of events, the entire human race faces peril. Can Kapoochatow save the world, or will he fail because he has no idea what is happeni...
