In my culture, they say that if you cry on the face of the dead, you'll burn them with your tears in hell. But aren't they already burned enough in life? How can the afterlife be any different? Don't cry on the shoulders of the dead; you'll only burn them more. Pray for them to find their way to heaven's fate. Pray and pray to your almighty; may they remain still when they answer the questions. May they pass Nakir and Munkar. May they succeed in the three questions. I can tell you that if I died, my answers would be based on the people who are consuming my soul in the life I left behind. And I'll say, let them eat, let them consume my soul while I haunt theirs because once you taste from me, once I'll come to haunt you.
I'll be sure to keep the food poisoned, for whoever eats from the food of the deceased becomes the next deceased.