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StOrY tImE

StOrY tImE

Jaron: You salad.

Lauren: Yes. I am a salad.

Jaron: You're right. You are a salad. I hate you.

Lauren: But I'm good for you!

Jaron: I don't want you in me!

Lauren: Rude

Jaron: I'd rather have some Skittles in me!

Lauren: Oh God.

Jaron: Hmm. Skittles, or Salad. Ya skittles in me. Like delicious. They taste so good. I like to suck on them.

Lauren: I bet you're pretty good at it.

Jaron: Oh yeah. I think Skittles likes it.

Lauren: Pleasure.

Jaron: Yea. I bet Skittles likes it. Like they always yell like, TASTE THE RAINBOW. Y'know idk what a rainbow tastes like. But I guess Skittles taste like rainbows when you suck on them long enough. ;D

Lauren: *shoves Sebastian* here is a demon to clear your sins.

Jaron: ooh. Does he have skittles I can suck on?!

Sebastian: girls should not have a large amount of sweets.

Jaron: Shit. Can I have just a bit more. I need skittles in my mouth. So I can suck it hard.

Sebastian: I'm afraid not my lady

Ciel in the background: WHERE THE FUCK IS MY CAKE SEBASTIAN

Jaron: CIELLLLL DOES YOU HAVE SOME HARD SKITTLES I CAN SUCK ON? THE JUICE IS SO FUCKING GOOD. GIVE ME SOME!!!!

Sebastian: ugh.

Ciel: Sebastian has some and there pretty good;)

Jaron: Oh god. Please Bassy!! *pushes to the ground and climbs on him*

Alois: GET OFF HIM HE IS MINE

Jaron: Hell no. I want the skittles. Do you have some? I can see the outline in your shorts. Bassy give me the fucking skittles.

Lauren: Jaron, I told u to stop watching porn at night.

Jaron: Hey. It was just snap chatting my Cake. Can I have some cake too? How about cake and skittles. In a mix. Like a threesome.

Sebastian and ciel: *frickle frackling*

Lauren: *nosebleed* huh were u saying something

Jaron: Damn you. I wanted those skittles.

Sebastian: *looks up* If you want some you may get some. *random cat is eating the skittles*

Jaron: *climbs on Ciels back* give me some skittles

Levi: tch that's unsanitary

Eren: Sure Levi. But you take my skittles all the time. You just love sucking them good. And you do such a great job.

Jaron: *nosebleed* Skittles?!

Levi: at least my ass doesn't hurt

Eren: •///////////• LEVI

Levi: What. You have a really small bag of skittles. Fun size huh? THAT ISNT FUN ITS NOT EVEN PLEASURING.

Jaron: ALL OF YOU NEED TO GIVE ME SKITTLES I EXPECT 5 BAGS OF SKITTLES IN MY MOUTH. I NEED TO SUCK THE SKITTLES.

Undertaker: hehhehehehehheheheheheheheheheeheheheheheehhehehehehehehehehheheehhehhheehhehehehehehehehhehehehehehhehe

Grell: Can I give Sebastian my bag of skittles?

Jaron: SKITTLES. NOW. SEBASTIAN THEN CIEL THEN LEVI THEN ALOIS THEN EREN. I DONT WANT ANY GRELL SKITTLES.

Lauren: well fuck

Jaron: Lauren? Do you want some skittles?

Lauren: maybe...

Jaron: did you bring skittles?

Lauren: I got some in the car

Ciel: NO

Sebastian: bochan please let them enjoy themselves

Jaron: Ciel should meet us in the car to give us some skittles.

Alois: what about me I want some skittles

Ciel: fuck you Alois and fuck u Jaron. Sebastian I order you to kill them all!

Sebastian: yes, my lord.

Jaron: fuck me Ciel? Okay. If you insist...

Ciel: SEBASTIAN *starts crying*

Lauren: ugh 13 year olds, am I right?

Sebastian: true indeed

Lauren: wait a minute...

Jaron: Ciel. You are twelve. I mean come on. It's better than fucking Lizzy right?

Ciel: I need Sebastian *still crying*

Lizzy: CIEL WHATS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN

Lauren: u got friendzoned dude

Jaron: you mean you need Sebastian to fuck you in the ass?

Ciel: *whispers* y-yes

Sebastian: is that an order?

Lauren: please tell me it is *nosebleed at the thought*

Jaron: Aww. I still want to suck some bags of skittles.

Lauren: go be straight somewhere else

Jaron: hey. I still want to stick my finger in some cake. Probably lick it too.

Lauren: tmi....

Ciel: Sebastian what does he mean?

Sebastian: He is referring to-

Lauren: DONT U DARE FINISH THAT SENTENCE

Jaron: *face in cake* so fucking good. The cake is so enjoying it.

Sollux: hey ii brought the bucket.... ii am not in the right place am ii....

Jaron: Does your brother want to eat out some cake with me!!!?

Mituna: WH4T5 C4K3

Sollux: fuckiing iidiiot

Jaron: THIS FUCKING CAKE RIGHT HERE. ITS A FREAKING CAKE OF VIRGINIA. IT HAS BUMBLEBEES DRAWN ON TOO. COME EAT IT OUT. ITS REALLY MOIST

Mituna: 50UND5 FUN

Sollux: fuckiing iidiiot

Lauren: u know it's making me really uncomfortable that there is a bucket next to me

Jaron: *Mituna eats out my cake* SO FUCKING NICEEEEE

Lauren:I'm going to kill myself-_-

Sollux: Come on miituna. Let'2 go.

Jaron: NO YOU BASTARD. HE AINT DONE EATING MY FUCKING CAKE. OH GOD. SO GOOD.

Ciel: Uhhh.

Jaron: ya. I still need my skittles.

Lauren: honk

Gamzee: HoNk

Jaron: BLOOD BLOOD GALLONS OF THE STUFF GIVE HIM BLOOD BLOOD CAN NEVER GET ENOUGH.

Jeff The Fucking Killer: *making out with Grell in the background*