ThE bEsT StOrY

StOrY tImE pT 2

Ciel and Sebastian: *frickle frackling*

Alois: Why can't I have my daily dose?!!!!!!!

Karkat: *faints*

John: Karkat... Dave dared me to touch your horns. And lick them too... *grabs Karkats horn as and sexually licks them*
Eyeless Jack: but Jeff:(

Lauren: *all flirty and stuff* hi Alois;)

Alois: *grabs lauren* DAILY DOSEAGEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Jeff: Shut up. This guy knows murder. *keeps making out*

Jaron: this turned into something I want more of.

Gamzee: HOOOOOONNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKKKK *having sex with Tavros♉️*

Lauren: haha yes

Gerard: na na na na na na na na na na na na! DRUGS!

Eyeless Jack: *sobs*
Cole Johnson: OMG YOU ARE ALL COPYING ME!!!!

Me: Shut the ef up.

Gamzee: FUCK ME HARDER!

Ciel: SEBASCHAN!!

Me: BLOOD BLOOD GALLONS OF THE STUFF!

Gerard: When I was A Young Boy... Crazy ass shit like this never happened.

Panic! At The Disco: *panicking*

Lauren: so umm this all started because jasmin watched porn

Darth Vader: *fucking alpacas*

Lauren: goddammit

Cookie Monster: COOKIEEEEE

Me: No. This is a fucking cake.

Wyatt: LLAMAS!

S3RL: OH OH OH OH I WANT A PIKA GIRL IN THE POKE WORLD TO MAKE ME HAPPY I WANT THE GYM BADGE BUT YOU WANT MY HEART SO I CAN STOP USING MY HAND.

Avery: PORN!!!!

Me: I'm gonna go have some fun with Cake....

Lauren: wtf is happening

Person: the purge

Skrillex: *dupstep noises*

Harry Potter: *using his wand for something* ;)

Lauren: *looks to the side* OMG THE BUCKET IS FILLED WITH PURPLE AND YELLOW, SOLLUX, ERIDAN!!!

Sollux and eridan: still going at it

Percy Jackson: Umm. My dad is poseidon.

Ariel: Cool my dad is your dads dad.

Nemo: Have you seen my dad?

Me: SHUT UP!!!!

Kermit The Frog: Hi Ho! That's not a funny way of saying hi. I just like calling people a Ho. Did I make it to a better place? *looks around* NOPE.

Almost everyone: Percy, I fucked ur dad before

Lauren: I just LOVE how I need to know everybody's fuck life-_-

Kaylee: rice cakes

Lauren: GO FUCK YOUR RICE CAKES

Kaylee: ok