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Chapter 4: Jurassic Park, Part 4

Chapter 4- Jurassic Park, Part 4

The jeeps pulled out of the jungle and up to a semi-circular grey building with three cone-shaped rooves made of either wood or straw. They unloaded and were guided up the steps and through the large double doors by Ozpin. Inside was a large lobby that contained complete skeletons of a T. Rex attacking a Brontosaurus, surrounded by a winding staircase that led to a second-floor balcony. From the ceiling hung a banner that said, "When Dinosaurs Ruled the Earth."

"Well, now we know why Roman is paying Mercury so much to steal stuff," Emerald said, taking a sip of her soda.

"I'm just wondering why he didn't hire you, Emerald," Cinder commented, making the dark-skinned girl blush slightly.

"Well, Ice Queen did say they needed a disgruntled employee," Mercury said, grabbing another handful of popcorn, "And we don't even know if Em is even in this movie."

"You don't get to call me that, Black." Weiss said with a death glare.

"Good day," Ozpin said as he led them into the lobby and up the stairs, "Now, the most advanced amusement park in the entire world, incorporating all the latest technologies. And I'm not just talking about rides, you know. Everybody has rides. No, we've made living biological attractions so astounding that they'll capture the imagination of the entire planet."

"Think Father would ever try something like this?" Weiss said to Winter.

"Possible," she replied, "If he thought it would be worth his time and money."

"SDC amusement parks. That's hard to imagine."

"So what're you thinking?" Pyrrha asked Jaune.

"We're out of a job," Jaune deadpanned.

"Don't you mean 'extinct'?" Nora said with a shit-eating grin.

"Jaune, I think you'll need your Semblance to heal that burn." Nora teased.

They entered what appeared to be a movie theater of some kind. Jaune, Nora and Pyrrha sat in the front row, while Ozpin directed Whitley to sit a few rows behind them.

"Ah, here he comes," Ozpin said as an image of him in a dark business suit walked on screen, "Oh, well, here I come."

"Hello, heh heh, hello," the on-screen Ozpin said.

"Say hello, say hello," the off-screen Ozpin encouraged. The doctors just waved.

"Hello, Oz," On-screen Oz said.

"Oh, that's right. I have lines," Off-screen Oz remembered. He reached into his chest pocket and pulled out a small stack of notecards.

"Oh, well, fine. Fine, I guess. But, how did I get here?" Onscreen Oz said.

"Well, let me show you," Off-screen Oz said as he found his place, "But first, I'm going to need a drop of blood. Your blood."

"I guess this takes talking to yourself to a new level," Yang said. Everyone groaned, while Neo held up a sign that said 'Boo!' "Oh, screw you guys, that was funny!" she pouted. Summer giggled and rubbed her head.

"Oh, right," On-screen Oz said nervously as he held a finger out. Off-screen Oz made a jabbing motion at his counterparts' finger. The on-screen version immediately pulled his finger back following a cartoonish noise, "Oz, that hurt."

"Relax, Oz. it's all a part of the miracle of cloning."

Suddenly, a second Ozpin stepped out from behind the one on screen. They greeted each other as another one stepped out. As this continued, and Off-screen Oz took a seat next to Whitley, Nora, Jaune and Pyrrha began talking amongst themselves.