litterly me throughout the day-

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So it was my sisters birthday so all I've done is be either be a crackhead or take care of the lil children-

My sister: Oh look what I've got... Bellas card for me-
"Happy birthday, *sisters name*
You are very annoying but I'll make an exception for today.
Love you lots (definitely)
From the favourite child.
*Has a drawing off a piece of sh*t in the corner with a arrow saying 'you!'"
My sister: Seriously?
Me: yes.

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Baby cousin: I have friends at school!
Me: Oh, really? What's their names? :)
Baby cousin: Lucy, Archie, Gemma and George!
Me: What's your teachers name? ^-^
Baby cousin: ... Banana!
Me: *trying to hold my laughter in*

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Another one of my younger cousins: It!
Me: Uh, excuse me you got a head start!
*Randomly starts running around the living room-*

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Me: *Bending down slightly so one of my 2-year-old cousin can put confetti in my hair 😅*

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Eveyone: *dancing and singing like idiots*
Me: *In the corner with a balloon playing with my cat*

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4-year-old cousin: Who's that?
Me: Who?
Cousin, whilst poiting to Avvs profile: Them!
Me: Ohhh, a very pretty girl named Ava. She's my friend :)
Cousin: Ava?
Me: Yeah, Ava <3
Cousin, whilst laughing and clapping her hands: Ava!!
*She's so adorable-*

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Me: SOMEONE STOLE MY SLICE OF CAKE!!
Uncle: Wasn't me.
Me: It was you wasn't it.
Uncle:   ..... Maybe.

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Alot of things happened for example food fights and stuff like that but we don't talk abt it 🙃

Anyways, that's it bc I'm not bothered to type out of exhaustion bc I've been taking care of my baby cousins all day-

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