mark: really ya think so? I tried a new hair gel today a-
sigma: YOUR ON FIRE YOU FUCKING NARCISSIST
mark: .....*faints*
dazai: *on the floor laughing*
Akutagawa: *cough* *cough* ill dispose of the body.
atsushi: HES NOT DEAD.
akutagawa: yet...
atsushi: NO-
higuchi: Akutagawa-senpai is so mysterious!
tachiahar: JUST KEEP MAKING THE CHICKEN TENDERS HIGUCHI.
higuchi: SHUT UP ED SHERAN.
Lucy: hey guys...
sigma: Lucy-
atsushi: honey please-
Lucy: new order...
dazai: how much?
Lucy: the whole menu... x2
dazai: I quit.
kunikida: no you can't. when you applied you took a solo to serve every customer, to fulfill ever order no matter what. *inspiring music* you will work to achieve that even if you kill yourself in the process. *american flag behind him with gusts of wind* every fry will be fried every patties with be turned into a burger and when someone asks for a ice cream what do we do?
everyone: tell them the ice cream machine is broke knowing danm well we are just to lazy to twirl some vanilla ice cream on a waffle cone.
dazai: this is a mcdonlds tho-
kunikida: I dont care we wi-
...
kunikida: MARK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?
mark: IM SUMMONING A DEMON MAYBE HE CAN HELP.
demon: WHŒ ŠÙMMØŃĘD MĘ?
atsushi: WHAT THE FUCK
mark: PLEASE HELP US
demon: úhhhhhh šhįt śørrÿ brø ÿœùrē øń ÿøúr øwń.
demon: Pęæçę
Mark: WAIT NO
fyodor: *working the Deep fryer*
*sprays it on his hand by mistake*
fyodor: FUCK ME.
*nikolai outta fucking nowhere*
nikolai: I VOUNTEER AS TRIBUTE.
Chuuya: JEEZUS-
atsushi: how did you even hear him?
nikolai: I get senses.
Tachihara: NIKOLAI PLEASE WE CANT DO THIS-
Nikolai: will my food be ready soon? :3333
...
fyodor: nikolai my dear, run.
nikolai: HAHAHA OH SHIT
chuuya: GET OVER HERE PENNYWISE ILL FUCKING KILL YOU.
nikolai: *kisses Fyodor* MMMMWAH! thats my cue to run ^_^ lemme know when my food is ready TOODLES!!!~~
sigma: GET BACK HERE YOU.
dazai: what a shame.. anyway wanna make out chuuya?
chuuya: ok.
Kaji: I dont get paid enough for dealing with these damn homosexuals.
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