BSD McDonalds fic

Thy Ultimate Mac

silly :3

Lucy: hello how may I take your orderrrrr- oh hey guys!

nikolai: hello!!! 

bram: hi.

Fukuchi: hello!

Lucy: what can I get for you guys.

bram: Gogol I wish to try thy Ultimate Mac

fukuchi: that said big mac you dumbass

bram: forgive me.

fukuchi: ill take a Big Mac and some fries. you nikolai???

nikolai: hmmmmmmmm- well the 1# looks really good. but so does the 5# and those chicken tenders look amazing- ill just take everything!!!

Lucy: w-what? are you sure? that's a Lotta food.

nikolai: mhm!

Lucy: ok that with beeeee $745.36 

nikolai: *gives jounos credit card*

fukuchi: wha-

nikolai: he's blind remember. he wont noice :3

lucy thinking: glad it aint me making the food.

*nikolai bram and Fukuchi sit down*

fukuchi: its very peaceful today

bram: indeed.

-meanwhile in the kitchen-

kunikida: CODE RED CODE RED CODE RED GO GO GO GO.

dazai: WHAT THE FUCK HOW CAN WE MAKE ALL THAT.

astsuhi: IM GOING TO HAVE A PANIC ATTACK

fyodor: what's going on???

dazai: YOUR FUCKING BOYFREIND ORDERED EVRYTHING ON THE MENU.

fyodor: OH FUCK.

mark: FUCK WE RAN OUTTA POTATOS 

dazai: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN WE RAN OUT.

akutagawa: *fucking slips* SHIT

Dazai: HAHAHAHA 

kunikida: oh my shoe is untied 

chuuya: *trips on Kunikida*

dazai: *wheezing his ass off*

chuuya: ILL KILL YOU DAZAI.

akutagawa: WE GOT A ORDER OF 15 MILKSHAKES.

kunikida: KAJI HURRY UP

kaji: SIENCE CANT HURRY UP!!!!

sigma: ITS A DEEP FRYER.

Lucy: ANOTHER ORDER OF 3 BIG MACS

atsushi: A̸̙̙͈̿͘H̴̪̥̹̀̊͊Ȟ̷̠̉Ḧ̸̭̣͂H̵̗̊̀͗Ḫ̷͓̐Ḫ̸͒̊H̴̙̞̔̆̿̕H̴͙̯̀͂̚Ḧ̵͉͖͇́H̶̛̱̆H̶̡̹̗͊͆̄H̶̪̯̳͊͌Ḩ̶̜̯̎́̾

Chuuya: I CANT DO THIS

sigma: MARK YOUR SMOKING.

mark: really ya think so? I tried a new hair gel today a-

sigma: YOUR ON FIRE YOU FUCKING NARCISSIST 

mark: .....*faints*

dazai: *on the floor laughing*

Akutagawa: *cough* *cough* ill dispose of the body.

atsushi: HES NOT DEAD.

akutagawa: yet...

atsushi: NO-

higuchi: Akutagawa-senpai is so mysterious!

tachiahar: JUST KEEP MAKING THE CHICKEN TENDERS HIGUCHI.

higuchi: SHUT UP ED SHERAN.

Lucy: hey guys...

sigma: Lucy-

atsushi: honey please-

Lucy: new order...

dazai: how much?

Lucy: the whole menu... x2

dazai: I quit.

kunikida: no you can't. when you applied you took a solo to serve every customer, to fulfill ever order no matter what.  *inspiring music* you will work to achieve that even if you kill yourself in the process. *american flag behind him with gusts of wind* every fry will be fried every patties with be turned into a burger and when someone asks for a ice cream what do we do?

everyone: tell them the ice cream machine is broke knowing danm well we are just to lazy to twirl some vanilla ice cream on a waffle cone.

dazai: this is a mcdonlds tho-

kunikida: I dont care we wi-

...

kunikida: MARK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?

mark: IM SUMMONING A DEMON MAYBE HE CAN HELP.

demon: WHŒ ŠÙMMØŃĘD MĘ?

atsushi: WHAT THE FUCK

mark: PLEASE HELP US

demon: úhhhhhh šhįt śørrÿ brø ÿœùrē øń ÿøúr øwń. 

demon: Pęæçę 

Mark: WAIT NO

fyodor: *working the Deep fryer*

*sprays it on his hand by mistake*

fyodor: FUCK ME.

*nikolai outta fucking nowhere*

nikolai: I VOUNTEER AS TRIBUTE.

Chuuya: JEEZUS-

atsushi: how did you even hear him?

nikolai: I get senses.

Tachihara: NIKOLAI PLEASE WE CANT DO THIS-

Nikolai: will my food be ready soon? :3333

...

fyodor: nikolai my dear, run.

nikolai: HAHAHA OH SHIT

chuuya: GET OVER HERE PENNYWISE ILL FUCKING KILL YOU.

nikolai: *kisses Fyodor* MMMMWAH! thats my cue to run ^_^ lemme know when my food is ready TOODLES!!!~~

sigma: GET BACK HERE YOU.

dazai: what a shame.. anyway wanna make out chuuya?

chuuya: ok.

Kaji: I dont get paid enough for dealing with these damn homosexuals. 

I love fyolai