Can't do better! [Cat!Black Butler x Fem!reader]

Chapter 2: Can't do better!

Shit is about to get out hand, seriously I'm not lying let's just say Trey and Ashely brought a fucking boy to my house like they usually do trying to set me up with someone considering I'm the only one in our friend group that is at the moment single.

I play with Alios since he's the more fond person that is super energetic just like the real Alios 'I wonder...' I thought before standing up and sitting on the couch

Sebastian curled up on my lap and Alios happily laid next to me

The other cats doing their own thing "I wonder" I ponder out loudly this time making the cats stop what their doing and turn to me

"I want to see if Ashley still up... Probably not-" as soon as I was about to say 'not' I got a notification starling Claude who came to sit on my left "sorry Claude, forgot you're still tense" I chuckled and petted him, he seemed content with this and let me to so.

2 Notifications

Ashley Baby!: wyd? We need to talk

Trey=Tray😀: Yes its super important

Sighing cause I just know what there up to I start to reply

Weirdos chat

What so important?

Ashley baby!: this is regarding some real
Info on the new guy at school

Trey=tray😀: I don't like him tho

if you don't like him, why is he a option?

Trey=tray😀: I was bribed with a new
Gameboy

of course the weakness, gotcha

Ashley baby!: anyways, he's some kind
Of rich guy

Dumped!❌

Ashley baby!: come on! He's actually cute Tho! You can't say no to that face!

actually you can its not hard

Trey=tray😀: damn cold..

Ashley baby!: I'm sure you'll love him!

fine! Only cause I love both of you and can't say no

|read|

I sighed placing my phone on my lap and countiued to pet the now satisfied Alios and Sebastian who were begging to be petted. "Honestly those to give me a heartache" I mumble still focused on the soft meows and Yawns sometimes sneezes-

[Insert cute sneeze here!]

"Bless you!" I chimed as I looked at Ciel who sneezed probably from something that tickled his nose

"I'm also content with life-" that was the case until a sudden knock interrupted me

"Blimey! I can't relax with my cats for 30 full minutes?!" I carefully set Sebastian on the ground not trying to make him comfortably sit next to Claude or Alios

They knocked again

"I'm bloody coming!" I unlocked the door to see Ashley and trey, they both pounced on me making me fall back, Ashley closing the door in the process of the fall

"Oh my god sorry y/n!" They helped me to my feet

"It's fine just surprised by the attack." I stiffened as they walked in my living room where the cats are "hey don't-" When they walked in they saw all of them with widened eyes. "Y/n, why the bloody devil do you have cats in you're apartment?" I sweat dropped and felt like I was gonna get lectured

"Please don't make me get rid of them! Look how cute they are!" All the cats had gotten on the couch still startled "yes they are but the one with golden eyes is scary..." Ashely looked at them with awe and also looked like she was gonna pass out

"Well damn. I can clearly feel Claude's emotions" I sat down on the couch in between the cats 3 on my left 3 on my right.

"How can you feel a cat's- OMG ARE YOU LIKE TELEPATHIC!" This caught me off guard as I watched her expressions "no I'm not, and is there a reason y'all here trying to pester me?" I asked and looked at the couple

"Well- uh- we-" I crossed my arms "yep just to pester me I see" I nodded

Another knock sounded on the door, saving the two from my powerful death glare. Ashely dashed to the door and opened it letting the person in, I clearly have no idea who it is.

"Bitch, did you really let a stranger in my house?" I lifted a brow as I yelled across the hall

"DON'T YELL!"

"WHO YOU TALKING TO LIKE THAT, I HOPE YOU DON'T KISS TREY WITH THAT MOUTH!" I retorted making it get very quiet

I see trey flushed in a corner, he's currently sitting on a big bag chair that's fluffy

"Did I actually make the Dom boy embarrassed? I win this round!" I teased "shut up Y/n!" He growled "ight, ight" I pet Ciel this time which startled him

"Hey Y/n!" I heard Ashley call "yeah?" I asked "What would you say if you had gotten a date?" Ashley poked her head around the corner "what the hell did you just say to me? I'm a single Pringle its all esyd been that way, and I don't intend to change that" I spoke clearly my words hitting every corner of the house

"Maybe I could change your mind"

I sharply looked up to see that exchange student from Ashley and Trey's school

"I'm not interested get lost" I growled making the cats Stiffen

Even grell

"But I-" he tried making his way closer to me but stand still till he sneezed

And sneezed

And sneezed

"My my, are you allergic to cats?" I looked up at him, he nodded slowly "well better leave I have a total of six cats, you better run along now" he didn't move he just stood there

why isn't he leaving

"do you like anime?" He questioned

"Yes.." I sternly looked at him disrespect it I. Dare. You

"Anime sucks"

".... You can't do better! Your worse then my ex! Get the bloody hell out!" Everyone looked at me shocked at my actions, the cats all perked up attempting to leave but I stopped them

"Not y'all, that disgrace of a human, actually he's no human at all, " the cats slowly sank back into the couches hold

"That ashley but I didn't like him" I spoke as the boy ran out of the neighborhood

"Wow, you really hated when someone disses your anime huh?" Trey chuckled at me "whatever" huffing

We all spent a good day just chilling, talking and also petting cats!