Sorry I haven't posted in forever! I got really busy with school and ton of other stuff. Hopefully I'll be able to post more now though! Enjoy the incorrect quotes!
Colle: I... I can do this!
Colle: -aims pistol- for Genesis!
Light: I can't find Sabre!
Time: I got this.
Time: -clears throat- WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA?
Sabre in a tree: SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS!
Prof Red: The existence of lighter fluid, can only mean that there is darker fluid!
M: ... I just asked what the date was...
Void: my enemy is strong and stupidly brave-
Sabre: AAAAAAAAAAAAA I STUBBED MY TOE AAAAAAA-
Rainbow: -crying on the ground-
Sabre: what happened???
Rainbow: I took a bite out of a bagel -hic- AND IT WAS AN ONION BAGEL!
Sabre: -also starts crying- NOOO!
Elemental: Pumpkin pie is the worst
Time: I love you brother
Elemental: But it's opposite day...
Light: Hey how much catnip can a Steve eat without dying?
Sabre: ... Where's Rainbow?
Galaxy: I think that I'd be a pufferfish is I was an animal
Rainbow: I know what Sabre would be.
Sabre: ...
Sabre: if you say a frog or a chicken I will send you to the world below.
Prof Red: don't worry! I'm an expert at hiding!
M: ... Why are you on top of the roof in a boat???
M: why is my hand so shaky???
Professor Red: maybe your nervous, or have low balance, or a lack of control in your hands movement currently.
Void: your skeleton is ready to hatch.
M: ... Great words you just said there.
Sabre: go choke on some danger mayonnaise.
Assistant: I will not fall prey to your petty games, moron.
Assistant:
Assistant: Go slip next to a wet floor sign.
Sabre: people treat me like a god!
Time: they love and worship you?
Sabre: no they ignore me unless they need something.
RQ Sabre: AAAA THIS NEW VILLAIN IS ALREADY KILLING PEOPLE
SS Sabre: -chugs a mix of Gatorade and redbull- FIGHT ME ALREADY!
Galaxy: what is it with Time and tea?
Elemental: I thought you knew?
Time while drinking tea: the real question is, why doesn't everyone else like tea?
Hypno: where's Rainbow?
Sabre: Rainbow? He's-
Hypno: why are you talking so much about Rainbow? Huh? Are you obsessed or something? Quit talking so much about him.
Sabre: ... But-
Hypno: anyways what button deactivates the bomb?
Shadow Sabre: I'm bored.
Nightmare: hi bored, I'm-
Shadow Sabre: homosexual. I know.
Nightmare: ... No.
Illusion: what are you fools doing?
Time: ... playing Toxic River.
Illusion: why is Light dead?
Sorry if this was a bit short, I hope you guys enjoyed reading it!
Have a great day/night/evening/dawn/dusk/noon/afternoon/sunset/sunrise/morning/twilight/4:02 PM/whatever time it is where you are!
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Incorrect Quotes
FanfictionA buncha chaotic (incorrect) quotes from these silly lil guys! The vast majority s Favremysabre ones, there might be some that's from a different fandom
