Battle for Neo Dream Island -- BFNDI (rewrite)

BFNDI 3: What Do You Have Against Nickel?

BFNDI 3: What Do You Have Against Nickel?

"Profily! You're not busy, wanna chat?" Evil Leafy said.

"I'm not busy, but hey Evil! Been a while, hasn't it!"

"Heh, it sure has," Evil Leafy said.

"You know, your team is in danger today," Profily said.

"Yeah, I don't care about the challenges," Evil Leafy said. "Look, I'm just here to say that you're a good host, and a good friend. If I get eliminated, you should stay away from the Cake at Stake?"

"Why's that?"

"Just... don't, okay?"

"Well, I was planning on switching it up since I did Gravel Prizes last time, but... I guess I won't, then. I'm sure you're up to nothing... evil, are you?"

"Me, evil?" Evil Leafy said. "Of course not!"

"Good to hear, friend!" Profily said, clicking his fingers. "Anyway, I have to go get Golf Ball and Tennis Ball and TV and Book and Dora and Eggy and Roboty and Bell, so see you around! I'll always appreciate you for being the only one who remembers me..."

"Oh yeah, you were good company while I was in the Evil Forest," Evil Leafy said. "Anyway, cya!"

Evil Leafy teleported away.

Meanwhile, at the new factory the Dystopia of Intellect had built last episode...

"Alright team, last challenge we had a perfect victory! If we keep this up, our chances of winning will only keep increasing. Once Death P.A.C.T Yet Again loses a member, our chances will each go from 1.41% to 1.428571 repeating percent! It's certain one of us will win this island, and we can then turn it into the ultimate mecca of innovation!"

"Wow, we're doing so good!"

"It's literally the beginning of the game," Book said. "There's really no way to tell.

"Where's Roboty," TV said.

"He left with the Newbie Alliance II," Tennis Ball said. "And he still hasn't returned yet!"

"Whatever, he's a traitor!" GB said. "Let him disappear!"

"Actually, we can't let him disappear, since he needs to win the prize," Profily said.

"Wait, he won the prize?" Teardrop asked.

"No, but he might have gotten votes? We'll just have to wait and see!"

"Yeah, whatever," Bell said.

"Now come to the river, it's time for...

GRAVEL PRIZES!

"We got a total of 5 votes today!"

"That's half what we got last time!" TB said.

"Turns out taking 15 days to make the next episode lowers voter turnout!" Profily said. "Sorry about that, by the way. I'll try to do things quicker from now on! Today's prize is a Lightsaber, suggested by an anonymous viewer in our voting polls!" Profily added, pulling out a metal hilt.

"I don't see any blade," Book said.

"Yeah, you have to ignite it," Profily said. "Anyway, not all of you got votes - GB, Book, Bell, and Dora all got zero votes each!"

"Aww man," Book said taking the gravel. "Also my former friend Match would have some choice words about that language you used... 'a piece', like we're some kind of objects."

"It's no big deal," Bell said. "Also, they didn't even say that..."

"Yeah, I agree, I was just saying Match would think... you know what, never mind. Who's next, Profily?"