Paul McCartney, the English musician, received a knock at his golden door. It was Captain Beatty.
"What, Captain Beatty from Ray Bradbury's hit novel 'Fahrenheit 451', do you want from me?" he questioned, raising one eyebrow.
"Well, Paul McCartney from the hit Liverpool band, 'The Beatles', I've noticed that you have quite a large collection of books." Beatty explained, smirking.
"You can't burn them! My pookie pie, John Lennon, gave them to me!"
Unbeknownst to the both of them, a car pulled up. A well-dressed man, Guy Montag from Ray Bradbury's hit novel 'Fahrenheit 451', appeared with a comically large flamethrower.
Paul started beating Beatty up, eventually murdering him before Guy had the chance to burn him to death. Paul started doing the default dance whilst Montag hit the griddy.
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paul mccartney beats captain beatty up
Actioni dont inow anythign about fahr eheit 451
