Me has crush and you get to hear about it :D

just a coincidence?

SO for some context, I play roller hockey at an unnamed place I will not be naming for my privacy but I started like a season ago and I sucked ass as a player at regulations, so when I basically gave up this REALLY cute boy who is now my crush who we'll call GoldenRetriver because that's exactly what he is, he's a curly blond tall boy who's a goalie who's cute af, so he skated up to me and basically comforted me about how I'm basically just starting and I'll get used to it and stuff, so he was really nice.

SO ONTO WHAT HAPPENED YESTERDAY, I was minding my own business standing by the benches waiting for the current game to get over so I could play, (I now play goalie) I was watching the game when Mr.GoldenRetriver pulls his groin which hurts like a mf, he pulled it during his ice hockey practice then re pulled it during roller hockey game, which that hurts, so he gets help skating off the rink.

He gets off the rink and sits ON THE BENCH I AM STANDING NEXT TO LIKE HE CAN SIT ANYWHERE ELSE BUT NO HE HAS TO SIT NEAR ME AND GIVE ME BUTTERFLIES AND SHIT, anyway I step back and try to ignore the fact my crush is sitting near me, BUT HE STARTS FUCKING GROANING AND RUBBING HIS GROIN AND SHIT AND NOW IM OVER HERE HOLDING BACK MY BLUSHING AND TRYING TO IGNORE IT!!!!!

I ignore it and forget about it but MY PARENTS BEING THEM DECIDED TO TEASE ME ABOUT IT, I was getting ready to take my dog's out but before I do my dad blurts out AND I QUOTE

"Looks like (my crush) wanted you to rub his groin"

IM JUST STANDING THERE IN SHOCK BLUSHING LIKE A MF FROM HIS WORDS AND IM JUST LIKE PLEASE SHUT YOUR MOUTH!?

My mom starts to fucking laugh causing my dad to say "What I'm not lying, just last week in adult league he was taking shots on the net during intermission and when the puck dropped by you he would skate by and grab it and before taking another shot he would look at you for a few minutes then take another shot, it'd happen everytime" LITTERLY WHAT HE SAID LIKE OMGGG.

GIVE ME ADVICEEEE!!!!!!!!