WE BACK BABYYY

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by StrawberryPrAxy

by StrawberryPrAxy

so! Nothings really happened, he still has a gf but some things have happened and I'm being delusional so y'all gonna be delusional with me!

Okay so I'ma just catch y'all up on some things I've got farrel over since the last message about him 😍

Carrot = My Crush

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so me and Carrot had a double up practice! (We we're just cheering each other on the whole time. It was hilarious) Well I figured I'd mention something that happened that has me both cackling and uncomfy in a weird way. So after all that we all had a talk about pushing the cherry pickers out of the crease and staying away from the goalie, and Carrot started talking about how he used his stick to cup check someone (meaning literally putting his stick up there legs 💀) and one of the coaches said that no one wears a cup, so Carrot said he does. AND PROCEEDED TO TALK ABOUT HOW HES BEEN HIT IN THE BALLS MANY TIMES, AND I'M JUST STANDING THERE LIKE

"👁️👄👁️" SIR???? TMI???? ALSO NOT TO MENTION THIS GUY WAS DIRECTLY ON MY BUTT. LIKE LITERALLY HE WAS TOUCHING RIGHT IN-BETWEEN MY HIP AND BUTT. HE WAS DIRECTLY ON ME. IM JUST LIKE "🧍‍♀️"

So during one of the drills, I was standing behind the net, watching Carrot do his thing. WHEN I TELL YOU I HAVE TO GET ON MY KNEES BEHIND THIS MAN. JUST TO SEE. I'm just like "and I have to climb my net to grab my water bottle..."

Another thing, was when I was in net and he was standing behind the net, HE WOULD NOT STOP YAPPIN. IT WAS KINDA ANNOYING, LIKE IM TRYNA SAVE THE BALL AND HE'S LITERALLY BACK THERE TALKING ABOUT HOW, HIS WORDS NOT MINE "the ball hit off your ass and into the net" LIKE THIS KID HAS ZERO FILTER

*me preparing for everyone to shoot at me at once*

Carrot - "I gotchu man." *Jumps into the next with me

Carrot - "I want this to be easier"

Me- "Well I want a taco."
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Also he's been like following me or something bruh. LIKE I JUST BE VIBING AND HE JUST POPS UP FOR EXAMPLE, WHEN ME AND MY FRIEND WERE IN THE SHACK TALKING TO (the person who runs the shack) WELL GUESS WHO RANDOMLY POPPED IN. CARROT.

ANOTHER ONE WAS WHEN I WAS PUTTING MY GEAR, I HEAR SOMEONE RIGHT NEXT TO ME, WHO IS IT? CARROT AND HIS BROTHER THIS GUY IS EVERY WHERE AND IT'S SCARING ME.

LIKE WHEN I FIRST STARTED CRUSHING ON HIM, THERE WAS THIS TIME WHERE I WAS WATCHING THE GAME THAT WAS GOING ON AND THIS KID COMES A GOOD FOOT AWAY FROM ME. NEED I REMIND YOU HIS GAME IS OVER. HE NEVER STAYS FOR THE OTHER GAMES.

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Cuz NGL I PURELY BY ACCIDENT stare at him. Like I zone out and I just so happen to be zoning out on him. And people around me will be like "why you staring at Carrot..."

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So. Before adult league started, I was still in my goalie gear form the previous game. So I skate onto the rink and over to the shack, ya know, leaning against the boards. And Carrot was walking to the shack. (He was 100% staring at me but we gonna ignore that) SO I GLANCE AT THIS GUY. AND OMG I WANNA CRY. HE'S GROWING FACIAL HAIR. AND I HATE IT. WHEN I FIRST MET HIM. BRO HAD A BABY FACE. HE WENT FROM A 10 TO A 9 REAL QUICK. LIKE SIR.

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HIS NAME KEEPS POPPING UP. LIKE ITS ACTUALLY SCARY. EVERYWHERE I GO HIS NAME POPS UP. LIKE BEFORE I MET HIM, NEVER HEARD THE NAME BEFORE. NEVER SEEN IT. NEVER HEARD IT. BUT NOW THAT I'M CRUSHIN ON HIM. HES EVERYWHEREEEE

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And I think that's mainly everything XDD!

I'll let y'all know if anything happens :)