Bob and Jeff were out hunting in the woods. They were deep in when Jeff collapses... Being a good friend Bob was like: OMG! I need to call for help! Jeff's eyes were glazed and he didn't seem to be breathing.
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On the phone with 911
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- Hello I think my friend is DEAD!
- hey calm down, first just make sure he is actually dead.
-(a pause, then a gun shot is heard)
- okay now what do I do?
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