Birds of a Feather

Chapter 2: Wait, WHAT!!!??? I'm a MEW MEW!!!???

Sayaka 's POV:

As me and Homura climb into the van, I realize that Homura is of in her own little world again. I wish I could do that, because I can't because I've already tried to. Homura is humming again and it's getting ready annoying. "Homura! Will you stop humming for the love God!" I snap. "Jesus, Sayaka! Somebody's in a bad mood," she snaps back. "Your such a brat," I say. "Oh if you think I'm a brat now wait until I start singing really loudly," Homura says smirking. I growl at her which makes her smirk grow bigger. She takes a deep breath and I say dramatically,"Oh God no!!! Please don't sing! Anything but the singing!". "But I'm a good singer," she says pouting. "Prove it then," I dare her. "Okay here I go!" She says taking a deep breath then starts singing.

"Remember the feelings,

remember the day,

my stone heart was breaking,

my love ran away,

This moment I knew I would be someone else,

My love turned around and I fell.

Be my bad boy,

Be my man,

Be my weekend lover,

But don't be my friend.

You can be my bad boy,

But understand,

That I don't need you in my life again.

Would yo be my bad boy,

Be my man,

Be my weekend lover,

But don't be my friend.

You can be my bad boy,

But understand,

That I don't need you again,

No I don't need you again."

~ music

"Bad boy"

~ music continues

"You once made this promise to stay by my side,

But after some time you just pushed me aside.

You never thought that a girl could be strong now I'll show you how to go on.

Be my bad boy,

Be my man,

Be my weekend lover,

But not my friend.

You can be my bad boy,

But understand,

that I don't need you in my life again.

Won't you be my bad boy,

Be my man,

Be my weekend lover,

But don't be my friend.

You can be my bad boy,

But understand,

That I don't need you again,

No, I don't need you again."

~ yet again more music.

Finally the song ends and we all just stare at Homura. "Told ya so Sayaka," she says sticking out her tongue like a child. Suddenly there's a loud boom and screaming. "Alien, Ichigo, alien!" the cute little pink fuzz ball named Masha warns us. "Girls you know what to do," Shirogane tells the others then turns to me and Homura, "you'll need these to transform,". He tosses to us two golden pendants. Homura seems to know what to do with her pendant but I'm utterly confused. Shirogane sees my confused face and says," you'll know what to do. The words will come to you, now go help the others!". We nod and hop out of the car. Homura takes of running so I decide I should too. When we arrive there are three guys with pointy elf like ears and the mew mews. Aya and Sakura have already joined the other mews. "Looks like you have some little friends with you. To bad they won't be alive much longer," the green haired alien taunts us." That's what you think, mother fucker!" Homura shouts before pulling out her pendant and calling out. "Mew Mew Pluto Metamorpho-sis!!" She calls out to her pendant, transforming (her transformation is a mix of all the mew mews transformations). I stand there frozen as she sprouts a half grey wolf ear, half arctic Fox ear, then sprouts a half Iriomote wildcat ear, half Tsushima wildcat ear, a ultramarine blue lorikeet wing, half crested serpent eagle wing, black finless porpoise ribbons or antenna thingys and a golden lion tamarind monkey tail. "Mew Mew style, Mew Mew Grace, Mew Mew power in your face, Mew Mew style ,Mew Mew crass, my Mew Mew power up your ass, nya!" She says doing Ichigo's movements to her signature catchphrase. (I got the second catchphrase from MysteryAndroclese401's Mew Mew power abridged series, but I changed the ending from 'my Mew Mew power up your nose' to 'my mew mew power up your ass'.) "Sayaka! Hurry up and transform!" Homura yells at me. "But I don't know how!" I tell back. "The words will come to you. Trust me, you know how to do it," she replies with her signature smile. "Okay here goes nothing, or maybe everything," I say taking a deep breath before I shout out, "Mew Mew Color Metamorpho-sis!". My transformation sequence is a mix of Ichigo's and Zakuro's transformations. "So what's the pla-," I start to say but I'm cut of by Homura. "Meiosei Heart of Ice Ribbon Dance!" She yells turning to face the Chimera Animals. "HOMURA!!!! Don't do it!!!" Ichigo screams. "This is suicide, Homura, this is suicide!!" Mint yells. The others yell at her too but I know that there's no use in telling her to stop because once Homura's got her mind set on something there's no stopping her. "Ribbon Meiosei Rhythmic Gymnastics Dance Attack, hiiiiyaaa!" She attacks dancing around and flipping with grace as her ribbon strikes the Chimera Animals over and over again before she yells out," Rhythmic Gymnastics Dance Attack Commence!". Once the words leave her mouth, she stops dancing, lifts the ribbons above her head as she swirls them around, power building up around her, then she goes into a back tumbling series no one has ever seen before, as she ends, she points her ribbons at the Chimera's and the power leaves the ribbons, striking the Chimera's crucially. All ten Chimera's are destroyed in that one blow. "Hmph, you just got MEWtilated, Mew Pluto style, nya!! Haha! Get it!? GET IT!? Since I'm a Mew Mew and I just mutilated your little toys, so I MEWtilated them!" Homura says then starts giggling over her stupid little pun. I just roll my eyes at her. "Homura, that was the most retarded thing I've ever heard," I say smiling at her while rolling my eyes. "Aww Sigh you know it was funny and also my name's not Homura, it's Meiosei," she says. "WHAT!!!!?????" Me and the mew mews yell. "I was told my name was Homura Funiko since I couldn't remember anything about my past, so I did some snooping around and asked people if they remembered anything about there past life before the orphanage, no one did. So one night I sneak into Miss Kanami's office and look through her files on everyone at the orphanage until I find one labeled, 'Meiosei "Homura Funiko" Momomiya". It told me that my name was Meiosei Momomiya, born March fifteenth, pink hair, red eyes, I had two sister's, Ichigo and Sayaka Momomiya, and apparently their my twins. Ichigo had reddish brown hair and brown grey eyes, while Sayaka had brown hair and pink eyes, just like the Sayaka I knew. So I decided to look at your file, Sayaka, and apparently you're my sister and also my best friend. You were told your name was Sayaka Yuzuki, but that's a big fat lie. Your real name is Sayaka Momomiya. And what makes today even better, is that I get to see my sister, Ichigo again after all these years," she says and then begins to run towards Ichigo. She gives her a big hug well saying, "oh Ichigo Onee-Sama, it's been so long since I've seen you. Nine years is way to long to go not seeing sister,". At first Ichigo seems to think Homura, err I mean Meiosei is crazy but then her eyes widen as if she's remembering something, then hugs her back. I run over and join in on the group hug. I haven't been this happy in a long time.