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Chapter 1: Spare me the lecture

A/N: so s3 of AIB was announced.... so, that may give me the motivation to finish my main AIB books lol also this along with a few other chapters MAYBE won't be taking place during the anime.

* means thoughts!

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Y/n's POV

I'm in a Cafe... that's it. I saw this Cafe had vanilla coffee and strawberry cake, so now I'm here. Drinking coffee. And eating cake. Alone-- well... I was alone until the pink hair dude and his friends thought it'd be a good idea to sit with me. Now I'm at a table with a self-centered, piss color aura chick, a blue haired boy who I'm pretty sure got held back at least once, a buttchinned dude talking about Ramen, and the secret alien with pink hair. I look bored and tired as shit, and I'm pretty sure the pink haired boy noticed, yet his facial expression remains unchanging, though he does look just as over this as I do, if not more.

"So, Y/n was it? How you liking PK academy so far?" The blue haired chick -who I learned was named Kokomi Teruhashi- asked me, trying too hard to be nice for my liking.

*girl, if you don't like me, just say that.* I think with a deadpan expression.

"It's fine." I say simply, clearly not in the mood to talk. I quickly finish my coffee and cake, wanting to so badly leave the situation I found myself in. I pay for my cake and get another slice to go. As I was waiting for them to box the slice I'm taking home, I decide to scroll through my phone and talk with an old friend from Europe. We chat for a few minutes, with the others -aside from saiki- trying to talk to me. I look up from my phone and sigh. I put my phone away, and go over to the counter to pick up my slice of cake. I go back over to the table and gather my things.

"Im... gonna go... see you at school tomorrow..." I say, awkwardly, before turning around and leaving. I take out my headphones, and put some music on, full blast.

As I'm walking home, I feel a presence behind me.

*if it's that blue haired chick, I'm gonna scream.* I think to myself, with a sigh.

I turn around, and to my surprise, it's the pink haired alien.

*at least it's not teruhashi. What was the boy's name though? Eh, it's fine.*

I give a lazy wave of acknowledgement and turn back around. His expression remains unchanging, though if I squint hard enough, I can see his eyes narrowing just a little bit.

I look in front of me, not really paying attention to the front of me, and instead focusing my attention to my switch. In fact, I'm so focused on my switch, that I don't see the pole, I almost run into. Luckily, I'm able to go around it, but whew. It would've been embarrassing if I hit it. I decide to put my switch into my jacket's pocket, letting out a sigh. I put my hands in my pocket, and turn towards saiki, analyzing him.

I'm half certain he's an alien or something, but maybe that's just because I play to many video games.

"What?" Saiki says, almost monotonously. I raise my eyebrows, realizing that I had stopped walking and instead was staring at him.

"...what's your name again?" I ask, bluntly. He narrows his eyes at me.

With a sigh, he says, "saiki"

"Oh..." and so we kinda just stare at each other unblinking, one having a deadpan expression and the other just ready to sleep.

Without another word, he walks past me, probably just wanting go home.

I eventually start walking as well, and when i finally get home, i see that me and saiki are actually neighbors.

*what is this? A wattpad story? ... oh wait, it is..*

I unlock my frony door, and walk in, throwing my bag on the floor. I go over and flop down onto the couch, before remembering i have a slice of cake in my bag.

"...ah shit..." i groan, getting up and going over to my bag. I unzip the zipper and fish out the cake slice... its fine, the frosting just got on the lid.

"Its still good" i mutter, holding the comtainer containing the cake slice. I get up from my kneeling position and just decide to put it in the fridge and i do exactly that.

I walk back into the living room, and flop back onto the couch, tired.

           .・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

A few hours, I wake up to someone shaking me. I slowly open my eyes and see blurred figures I recognize them as my moms. I sit up on the couch, rubbing any eye crust out of my eyes.

"Yea?" I say, with a yawn, my voice raspy from having just woken up.

"Get ready, we're going to go greet our new neighbors." My mom, Jayden, says. She looks as if she does not want to go greet the neighbors. My mom, Jayden, has short black wavy hair and glasses. She has noticeable bags under her eyes, but her glasses do a good job at hiding them. She has a few nose piercings, but those are the only piercings she has.

"..why?" I ask, tiredly.

"It's polite, Y/n!" My mom, Red, says. She has long brown hair along with a few nose piercings just like my mom, Jayden, but she also has dark brown eyes while Jayden has hazel.

"Is it?--"

"Don't start, Jayden. Both of you, go get ready." Red says, with a warning look.

Me and jayden look at each other with raised eyebrows, before we both sigh.

I get up and go upstairs to my room, to "get ready" I'm probably just gonna half ass it like I always do...

"And make sure you actually try! Talking to you, Y/n!" Red yells from the living room.

*oh, spare me the lecture..*

            .・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

A/N: the last maybe 700+ words or so are so half assed. But I'm finally done this chapter after it being in my drafts since like May or March