Once upon a time a magical unicorn popped out from a rainbow and flew 4 feet away. He was lost and could see the rainbow behind the 2 by 2 by 1 dirt mound. The unicorn was named Candytuft and had no idea how to get to the rainbow without going around the mound because it was to round. He also couldn't go over because he had 5 foot legs and the mound was 1 foot. So he turned around and farted. The fart made a big hole in the ground big enough to go through. It went under the dirt mound. Candytuft made it to the rainbow and started dancing. Then died while farting. THE END
