I forgot to put this into the A/N but pain transfers to kids that are on the land, like if America got hit in the balls Florida (because you know the shape) would go flying into the wall.
3rd person POV: With America.
It was a slow day at the UN headquarter and it was all politics this and the economy that and fuck we have nukes and we have to stop everyone from nuking each other, and America was in a meeting and he was, as usual, asleep.
UN: AMERICA WAKE UP!
AMERICA: huh?
UN: I was asking you what would you do about the outbreak of ducks in the Atlantic.
AMERICA: There's an outbreak of ducks in the Atlantic?
UN: Yes there is have you not noticed?
AMERICA: Not really.
UN facepalms while America tries and goes back into his memory to see if there was any mention of an outbreak of ducks in the atlantic and all he could find about ducks was when Florida's alligator ate a rubber duck last week.
UN: Just tell me what you would do about the ducks America.
America: I don't know, is this really such a big problem?
UN: YES THERE ARE DUCKS, IN THE ATLANTIC! YOU KNOW INVASIVE SPECIES?!
AMERICA: OK how about we just capture the ducks.
UN: OK and how do you think you could capture the ducks?
AMERICA: I don't know breadcrumbs or something.
UN once again facepalms. Soon the meeting ends and it is time for the countries to head home. America heads to his car and gets stung by a bee, he partially turns into a bald eagle (Also pain caused by animals can put a country's nervous system out of whack causing them to randomly change).
AMERICA: FUCK!
America turns back to normal and starts the long drive to his house.
3rd person pov: With Rhode Island. (IDK why I chose Rhode Island I just did, side note I am not from Rhode Island IDK anything about the state OK)
Rhode Island was in the bathroom she (If you want me to do a different gender for Rhode Island please tell me) was doing something (IDK what) in the bathroom, when all of a sudden she was hurled to the wall by unknown force and felt like a bee had stung her whole body. After she got up she dusted herself off when she realized her hands looked different, she turned to look in the mirror and was greeted by a regular human reflected back at her! The yellow stars on her face had turned into freckles in the exact spots the stars where, there was a vague shape of an anchor made up of freckles, there was a patch of darker colored skin with lighter freckle like things vaguely spelling "Hope" where the banner thing spelling hope was, and her hair was platinum blond. Rhode Island screamed.
RHODE ISLAND: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
TEXAS: What's going on in here?
He sees the transformed Rhode Island, pulls out one of his guns and screams.
TEXAS: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
RHODE ISLAND: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Florida comes in holding an alligator.
FLORIDA: Why are people screaming?
Florida sees the transformed Rhode Island, holds out the alligator and screams as well.
FLORIDA: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
TEXAS: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
RHODE ISLAND: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
They all just stood there screaming for a few minutes, then D.C. comes in and sees this scene.
D.C.: Rhode Island why are you in your human form.
Everyone stops screaming and looks at D.C..
THE THREE STATES THAT WERE SCREAMING: WHAT?!
D.C. looks that them.
D.C.: You weren't aware we have human forms?
TEXAS: THAT'S WHY WE WERE SCREAMING!
D.C: Well now you know.
RHODE ISLAND: So how do I turn back.
D.C.: Just want to go back to normal.
Rhode Island does this and turns back to normal.
RHODE ISLAND: Well that was easy.
Florida, Rhode Island, and Texas all walk out of the bathroom, and D.C walks away, then Florida get an idea.
FLORIDA: Wait we have human forms right?
RHODE ISLAND AND TEXAS: Yes we just learned that.
FLORIDA: So we could go into the human world and no one would know we are states!
RHODE ISLAND AND TEXAS: THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!
FLORIDA: LET'S TELL EVERYONE ELSE! Except D.C because he probably won't let us.
They go and tell the other states about their plan. Everyone agrees that's a great idea, they also learn that they can change the age they appear as. Suddenly America comes and all the states pretend that they just didn't plot to go to the human world while they all have dinner.
AFTER DINNER
The states all huddle up excited that they are going to the human world, but then North Dakota realizes something.
NORTH DAKOTA: Wait what are we going to do when we get to the human world?
They all sit in silence for a few minutes trying to decide what to do.
Finally they all decide to put random ideas into a hat and pull out one and that's what they are going to do.
The ideas in the hat are all tossed around and all 50 of them collectively reach into the hat and pull out the idea.
The idea is to enrol into middle school.
NEW YORK: Anyone know who put that idea in?
Nobody knows who put that idea in but they just roll with it.
THE NEXT DAY
The states make their way to the portal to the human world.
HAWAII: Wait where are we going exactly?
They decide to figure this out the same way they figured out what they are going to do, pull it out of a hat.
They pull....
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Fuck the United states of America have gone into the human world!
Fiksi Penggemar(I did not make the cover I just did a google search) The states have found out that they have human forms and go into the human world to find out what humans have to go through and because they feel like it, while their dad America is trying to dea...
