Dad jokes
• (I promise Imma eventually get to the more romantic headcannons bUT HEAR ME OUT-)
• Commander Eyebrows is the MASTER of dad jokes.
• Dude may not be a father himself, but let's be honest.
• All his subordinates are his children.
• He's always so serious during meetings and speeches, but behind closed doors?
• A menace. Unrelenting as he finally has a chance to rattle off some of his own father's favorite jokes to his friends.
• 9 times out of 10, he'll remain professional. Maybe one or two corny jokes will slip out, but he'll keep it polite.
• Give him a few drinks, or get him comfortable with his closest friends though?
• One time Levi stated he was thirsty, when referring to his now empty cup of tea.
• Cue an evil grin from Erwin.
• "Hello thirsty, I'm Erwin."
• Levi threatened to retire early from the Survey Corps.
• That time Mike forgot something in Erwin's office after taking his leave?
• "Long time no see, stranger."
• Mike told him he smelled like a bitch while rolling his eyes.
• Seriously, this man can't not be such a dad.
• One time, Nike Dok asked his old friend how things were going for him now that he was commander of the survey corps.
• Not missing a beat, "Living the dream."
• Modern AU Erwin would answer phone calls with " 'yello?' "
• "What's the damage?" He'd ask Hange whenever they would present to him the document that recorded the yearly costs of the Scout Regimen.
• A young Eren once made a comment about the difficulties of life as a teenager in the scouts.
• "Well, when I was your age-"
• Mans slaps his thigh when hearing a funny joke.
• Overall headcannon that Erwin is A Dad.
~Lynn
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