✨PRE-RACE SHENANIGANS ✨

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THE ✨F1 GANG✨GROUP CHAT IS ON

PASTRY BOY🥧: Helmut Marko is a madman 

LANDO: huh?

FACTS💯: YOU READ THE NEWS PASTRY ?!

PASTRY BOY🥧: uhhhh yes 

HONEYBADGER 🍯: WHAT DID THE ALPHATAURI MADMAN SAY!?!

PASTRY BOY🥧: "[Our relationship is] very good. He gave me massive support as did Max [Verstappen], by the way, who gave a few people a piece of his mind.

"You must not forget: I brought Perez into the team back then. But that's simply the fate with Verstappen that he's suffering now. That was already the case with Gasly. From that point of view, Perez needs a change of climate and team. Now we'll see how the next two races go. But the team and he are aware that he is in a crisis."

MASTER CHEF👨‍🍳: WTF DOES 2 RACES MEAN 

SEBASTIAN: 1. language 2. Let's not talk about this here guys 

HONEYBADGER 🍯: @SERGIO DO YOU WANT ME TO KILL MARKO?

SERGIO: what

SERGIO: oh so that made headlines 😔

HONEYBADGER 🍯: THAT'S IT IM KILLING HIM 

SEBASTIAN: DANIEL JOSEPH RICCIARDO

HONEYBADGER 🍯: NO FIRST HE TELLS HIM HE'S SHIT BECAUSE OF HIS ETHNICITY AND NOW THIS

SERGIO: Danny it's okay he probably didn't mean it  

BABY LION🦁: what do you mean he didn't mean it

KIWI 🥝: ehh what's going on 

MASTER CHEF👨‍🍳: READ UP 

KIWI 🥝: WTF.... checo are you okay?

PIERRE: WHY IS MY NAME IN THAT MF STATEMENT 

MASTER CHEF👨‍🍳: IDK..... IT HELMUT WHAT DO YOU EXPECT 

SEBASTIAN: OK GUYS SHUT IT NOW 

SEBASTIAN: @SERGIO are you okay

SERGIO: you guys asked that 50 times now but... yes I'm fine 😁   

LANCE: sure...

SERGIO: I am trust me 

MASTER CHEF👨‍🍳: no ur only trying to convince yourself that ur okay 

SERGIO: Ok.

SERGIO: one question 

LANCE: shoot 

SERGIO: should I retire at the end of the season?

HONEYBADGER 🍯: WHAT. Of course not why would u do that 

SERGIO: dont play games Ricciardo you know you want the seat 

HONEYBADGER 🍯: but it's yours

SEBASTIAN: guys...

SERGIO: it's okay I shouldn't have asked this question 

SERGIO: it's just stupid when I look at it i-i mean everyone was predicting a fight between me and Max for WDC and now with this idk what to say tbh 

HONEYBADGER 🍯: BUT U ARE DOING GREAT 

SERGIO: thanks ig 

HONEYBADGER 🍯: IF HE SACKS YOU HE WILL BE SENDING OUT FUNERAL INVITATIONS   

SEBASTIAN: DANIEL YOU CAN'T BE WISHING DEATH ON SOMEONE 

HONEYBADGER 🍯: OH... I AM NOT WISHING I WILL BE 🔪🔪🔪

SEBASTIAN: that's it I am closing the group

SEBASTIAN VETTEL CLOSED THE ✨F1 GANG✨ GROUP CHAT

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A/N

ummm danny is verry overprotective 

idk if I like this chapter (I am very open to rewriting this chapter )

ANYWAYS 

PLEASE COMMENT IF U WANT ME TO REWRITE IT 

I HOPE U LIKED IT 😁



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