Hagrid: Row, Row, Row the boat gently down the stream to Hogwarts, to Hogwarts where life is bout a dream.
All 1st years: Row, Row, Row the boat gently down the stream to Hogwarts, to Hogwarts where life is bout a dream.
Hagrid: Ye all ready from the sorting?
Hermione: Yeah, I want to be a Gryffindor or Hufflepuff.
Ron: I want to be anything but Slytherin.
Harry: Me too.
Draco: I don't want to be anything but Slytherin!
When they get inside rhe castle Professor McGonagall goes on about the houses traits until she stops and goes into the hall to talk to the head master.
Crabbe: Guys we should play a game of truth or dare here!
Goyle: Sure.
Draco: OK.
Crabbe: I'll go first! Draco, truth or dare?
Draco: Dare.
Crabbe: I dare you to become friends with Harry Potter.
Draco walks over to Harry and says:
Draco: Oye, Harry Potter has come to Hogwarts. I'm Draco Malfoy and I want to know if you'll be friends with me. I'll tell wrong short people for you.
Harry: Not a chance, Malfoy! I really think if I'm brave enough to fight off he who shall not be named then I can tell the wrong sort for myself and you're one of the people I should not be hanging around thank you very much.
Draco: I resent that. You have to become friends with me or I'm going to tell Professor McGonagall that you let's see........ I think I'll tell Professor McGonagall that you tried to harm a student very badly that you should be expelled or even never allowed to come back here.
Hermione: Well as you can see I've read the rules because I'm the smartest one here I believe and I know that one of the rules is you're not allowed to lie about something when it comes to harm or hurtful words or bullying. So if you say something like that you can be the one to get expelled or suspended or even never allowed to come back cuz you're the one that's lying and he's not. So I don't really think you're going to want to do that as your father or mother might not be happy with you.
Draco: Yeah and my father will hear about this.
Ron: Nobody cares because you know nobody even asked you to talk to Harry so back your butt off and leave us alone!
Draco: You have to be a Weasley. You absolutely have to be a Weasley because guess what Weasley's are all idiots especially Fred and George because they set off pranks everywhere you go so you basically can't go anywhere because they're idiots. All the Weasley's are idiots even your parents.
Ron: Look stop making fun of my family because guess what your family is just a bunch of bright blonde hair idiots who don't even treat each other right and who lie about things to their parents or to their children depending on who's lying and guess what they never tell the truth to anybody.
Professor McGonagall: Everybody it's time for you to go into the Hall to get sorted into your houses. Remember the houses are Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, Gryffindor, Slytherin and you could be sorted into any of those houses and the hat will tell at least three reasons why you got sorted into that house but they will not share any deep memories so they give three characteristics why you were sorted into that house. And if you weren't sorted into three houses the Hat will stay three characteristics of why you were not putting that house.
The first years finally start piling into the Great Hall seeing all the decorations that were put up and saw every house color for the first time and saw that Gryffindor was the red house. Slytherin was the green colored house. Hufflepuff was the yellow house and Ravenclaw of course was the blue house. They all been in there decided the house they wanted to be in and put it in their heads so that the house they got would be the one they wanted because the hat would read their minds and saying they wanted their house. But for some students like Hermione, Ron and Harry of course they did not want a specific house except that they all decided they did not want to be a Slytherin because they knew that that house was the worst house to be in because of how mean everyone in that house was to other houses and they wanted to be slytherins rival but they also didn't want to lose all their friends that they could have because of it.
