dirty brain

Dominic Monaps

My name is Dominic Monaps, I'm a 15 year old Aussie white kid with a very weirdish mind, and I've had to get through a huge shitty year of weirdness, and basically a bunch of douchbags trying to be someone else, just to get girls to blow them off, but this is about me getting all that just by being myself, and with a little help with my insanely creepy nature, which somehow got me to the top in my first year at my new school.
It was a day before my first day and, my Mum was screaming at me, say that I had to get up right away. Usually on a Saturday, Mum cooks a fucken delicious pork and chicken omelet, but today she had some freeky grin on her face, like she had a good solid 20 minutes looking at a bunch of pawn sights full of half naked firemen and cops laying on acoach made of kitens and puppies but no, she only wanted me to get off my ass and get ready to go shopping for school uniforms and supplies, but for some reason she was a bit too ready for this journey to a few blocks away. We pull into the carpark, as we drove around the place, searching for a parking spot, when suddenly an unaturaly muscley guy ( by that I mean, full on steroids ) walking along the path, I looked at Mum, and she had this sick pedofile cross between rapist look on her face, half drooling and breathing heavily like some crazy freek ready to jump out of the car and start banging that guy right there in the middle of the carpark. I tapped her on the shoulder and told her that there was a spot, she took her time to stop looking but she eventually pulled into the gap. After we got my things, we left and we got back to our house. As I got into bed after dinner, I couldn't sleep for almost the whole night, but I was ready for the next day, another weird day.